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Is that my Penis?

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So, after taking yesterday off, I come into work and get involved in a very strange conversation with two of the women at work. I have known them for years, and we have talked about the strangest things. They are ...

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$$$ and Dolphin Shorts

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It was the summer of 77. Summer vacation was just about over, and my friend and I were bored. We flipped on the TV (we were able tune 3 channels in those days) and suddenly appearing on our screen was ...

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We were all going to...DIE!!!

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My six year old son loves to read the news. So, there I was, reading the comic-strip page, and there he was reading the important stuff. He goes on to tell me (this was earlier this week) that an unknown ...

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DVR vs Real Time

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Last night while watching previous episodes of LETTERMAN and CONAN, I came to realize that I hardly watch anything live.. Even Charger games. My friends and I started to delay watching the game until one hour after it started to ...

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TRAILER TRASH???

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Movie trailers... You know, the coming attractions of soon to be released movies. Now adays I think the average movie has six or seven 'movie trailers'. I really don't mind seeing so many since, unfortunately, the trailers are better than ...

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Good Cop: Bad Cop

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Do on-duty Cops have to follow any laws? The other day I am sitting in my car, parked on the curb waiting for my daughter to get out of school. And driving towards me, on the other side of the ...

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History 101; via Hollywood!!!

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My daughter is in high-school, and I recently spent sometime with her on her American History homework. And I got to thinking; why don’t they just teach these kids History via movies. Yeah, I know, movies can not compare to ...

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Living DINOSAUR found!!!

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Last year, a good friend of mine had one of those moments you wish you could make everyone forget. A moment in time you wish you could go back and erase, to avoid a life time of being made fun ...

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Thongification of America

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So, there I was, doing the 'black Friday' thing with my wife. We were up at North Countyfair (the indoors mall near the San Diego Animal Park), going here and going there. (And yes, most of the shoppers were women...but ...

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On ADAM LAMBERT's side; this time.

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As you all know, I was totally in support of ABC axing Lambert's gig on GMA after his over-the-top performance on the American Music Awards. I do not believe that kind of act, men/men or women/women should be on at ...

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Obama is now a ONE TERM President.

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I think Obama just signed his defeat card. He has so screwed up his chance of winning re-election, and Afghanistan is the reason. JFK and LBJ bothl learned that you can not set a time of departure in a war. ...

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Slugging women is good for the environment

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Illinois Rep. Jan Schakowsky, a liberal Democrat who served with Obama in Illinois, doubts that tonight’s speech by Obama will change her mind on Afghanistan; and her mind is made up that we should get out of that country. She ...

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Execute the Imposters

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I've been reading about the married couple that 'party crashed' a function at the White House last week. I have decided that they should be executed, and the TV production that 'filmed' them earlier that day, as they prepared to ...

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The predator is Time...

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I was watching a STAR TREK movie this weekend, on Bluray. And one of the characters has this great line...it goes something like this... "If there's one true constant in life; it is death. It’s like a predator, stalking you. ...

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Stranded

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When you're driving down the road, or on a freeway, or any place, and if you see a stranded motorist, how do you decide if and when to pull over. I'll admit, right here and now, I'm a coward. I ...

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Scorpio's BLACK FRIDAY education

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Well, yes, I went out this morning, at 6am, and did some Black Friday shopping. My wife promised me some sexual action for payback tonight, so of course, I made her sign a contract. But that's another post!!! So off ...

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BALDERDASH wars!!!

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My family, during the holidays, will get together a few times for feast and for good times. And usually this means, after eating, we all sit around and play...BALDERDASH. This is the greatest game for all kinds of people. If ...

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Democrats elect PALIN!!!

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That could be the headline in three years from now; why? Because lunatic elements of the Democratic Party are going to push the independents, just as they did in 1980 and again in 94 (congress) and 2000, to the Republican ...

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The Human Carrousel

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In the movie LOGAN'S RUN, based on the novel of the same name by William F. Nolan and George Clayton Johnson, when a person reaches the age of 30 they take part in a celebration called Carrousel, and are killed ...

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Forget Gore..YOU save the world!

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Everyone I know, and I know a lot of people, all have their 'plan to save' the world. Some idea, kooky or not, that could save the world if only we would do it. One friend thinks we should put, ...

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