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Sports Bars & Restaurants
Another bad thing about going to watch games at these types of places is the wait staff seems to be overwhelmed with the amount of people in their establishment. I can't really understand why it's so overwhelming though, since it's not like they are having a high volume turn around on tables. It's the same people, sitting at the same table for a good 3 to 4 hours minimum. Grabbing an extra soda, straw or ketchup here and there shouldn't be that hard to do. For some reason though they never seem to remember I STILL need that damn fork to eat my salad with.— October 15, 2007 10:27 a.m.
Stealing Scenes From a Movie
How is it, that the Smith/Lawrence movie can have the same name as this Penn movie? It's not as if it's a remake of the same film, and the 1st one isn't even that old. Can you throw that in, with the elves doing the detective work please.— October 14, 2007 10:21 a.m.
Being Bearded Bites
I have been told I look like Freddie Mercury. I did not take it as a diss. For, I am the champion.— October 12, 2007 10:09 a.m.
Being Bearded Bites
The Gazelle could have easily escaped from the San Diego Zoo or Wild Animal Park. It's been known to happen. Goodbye Beard, it was a good run.— October 10, 2007 8:04 a.m.
Josh Beard, Part II
It sounds like you had your "aha" moment here.— October 9, 2007 8:09 a.m.
Give me a Face with Hair.
Yes, those heathen motorcycle riding tattooed women. They don't sit well with my kind either.— October 9, 2007 8:07 a.m.
Give me a Face with Hair.
No, but the hair protects our silky smooth skin against the harsh desert sands. Ways of evolution some may say.— October 8, 2007 4:30 p.m.
Give me a Face with Hair.
I agree. Many of my people (especially the ladies) love facial hair. A lot of my people also have hairy toes.— October 8, 2007 1:37 p.m.
Shocked at Small Crowd
Yes, but was there cake, sir? I say, it is no birthday celebration until one cuts the cake (and passes it to me of course). Interesting story. I want to see this guitar case. I've heard of this place Anthology, good venue?— October 5, 2007 9:06 a.m.
Blue Balls in the Hospital
You wanting to keep serving multiple times and call out the scores you are gaining while staring at another human clutching their chest and dying, is, in a twisted manor, your competitive nature shining through. Revenge boils back to the same thing which drives others competitiveness. The act of one being selfish.— October 2, 2007 3:28 p.m.