Fake Fleet jerseys still command more $$$ on eBay than real Chargers gear
April 19, 2019
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Fake Fleet jerseys still command more cash on eBay than real Chargers gear
Adelaide Della Torrid anointed President of SDSU in blood-drenched ritual
Excerpt from Dr. Della Torrid’s remarks following the ritual: “I’m sure many of you gathered here today have read about the recent FBI Operation entitled Varsity Blues, which exposed the rank and venal corruption of …
April 19, 2019
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April 5, 2019
Trump creates tariff-ying panda bear market as China recalls its products from US
By the end of April, giant pandas Bai Yun and Xiao Liwu will have left their longtime home at the San Diego Zoo and traveled back to their native China, a move that is seen …
April 5, 2019
New NBC Sitcom Abby’s is set in San Diego; critics say it’s pure LA
Noted South Park cultural commentator Jessie Smoot was never that excited about his neighborhood serving as the fictional setting for a “mainstream broadcast television sitcom, even if it did boast an executive producer credit from …
April 5, 2019
Flim-flammer Flaxman fumes over USC, Stanford, Georgetown, and Yale application bribery snafu
When word broke that the FBI had exposed a massive college-applications bribery operation being run out of Newport Beach, observers were quick to note a surprising presence amongst the prestigious universities into which parents had …
March 22, 2019
SDSU holds “healing circles” after mixed-race group hurls racial slur at Black Resource Center
In 2017, the state Attorney General’s office issued a report which stated that SDSU lecturer Oscar Monge used the term “white” whenever “he wishe[d] to explain someone who has done something wrong, or bad. Indeed, …
March 22, 2019
Noted motivational speaker Matt Foley celebrates controversial city council vote allowing San Diegans to live in their cars
Motivational speaker Matt Foley is 35 years old and thrice-divorced. And for the past few years, he has been living in a van down by the San Diego River. “I’ve been motivating myself to be …
March 8, 2019
Departing Water Authority General Manager Stapleton tried and failed to untangle unsavory relationship between SDWA and Metropolitan Water District
“Forget it, Mo, it’s Chinatown.” In a climactic scene, a drunken and distraught Maureen Stapleton confronts her superior, Water Authority Board Member Tom Kennedy, and accuses him of sleeping with Metropolitan Water District staffer Meena …
March 8, 2019
Marines praise psychotic Puddle Pirate Christopher Paul Hasson for diverting attention from Corps crazies like Ian David and Angel Dominguez Ramirez Jr.
Camp Pendleton spokesmarine Buzz Spinner: “Like all Americans, we’re very glad to learn that the authorities were able to uncover and apprehend alleged domestic terrorist and US Coast Guard Lieutenant Christopher Paul Hasson before he …
March 8, 2019
Trump blasts Padres’ acquisition of “virtual Dominican” instead of “real American” Manny Machado
“Baseball is America’s pastime,” said President Donald Trump during an exclusive interview with SD on the QT on his flight home from North Korea last week. “But when I say ‘America,’ I don’t mean ‘Central …
March 8, 2019