Seal Team Seven member Special Warfare Operator First Class Adel Enayat has been charged with sexual assault in San Diego following an alcohol-related incident at a 2019 Fourth of July party in Iraq with a …
October 16, 2020
Almost Factual News
Navy issues redesign for Seal Team 7 patch following yet another incident
Padres vs Il Padre
Following the Padres heartbreaking loss to the Dodgers, the team’s Swinging Friar fell to his knees, lifted his eyes to the heavens, and cried in a loud voice, “Eloi, eloi, lama sabachthani? My God, my …
October 16, 2020
La Mesa proposes alternate location for homeless after hotel conversion proposal fizzles
On September 22, the County withdrew its proposal to convert a shuttered La Mesa Holiday Inn into housing for the homeless. John White, who serves as Director of Pleasantness for the East County enclave, had …
October 2, 2020
Mayor Faulconer defends placing giant bulls-eye on building in flight path.
Yesterday, Mayor Faulconer spoke at the unveiling of a huge Target logo on the facade of Toxic Tower, aka 101 Ash Street. “Unfortunately,” he said, “the City of San Diego can’t use the inside what …
October 2, 2020
Black Lives Matter proposes City designate 101 Ash Street a White Supremacist monument
Statement from San Diego’s chapter of Black Lives Matter concerning 101 Ash Street: “White people are forever arguing that we should leave Confederate statues and other racist monuments in place so that we can remember …
October 2, 2020
Nature joins antifa, burns large swaths of California in protest
Nature: “I mean, from my perspective, no particular individual lives of any kind really matter. But life itself? That matters. And the planet is growing increasingly uninhabitable for, you know, living things. It’s time for …
September 18, 2020
Padres continue defiance of baseball’s unwritten rules, sparking concerns among MLB brass
BREAKING: SD on the QT has spoken with a senior Major League Baseball official regarding the “profound unease” that the Padres have created. Said the official, “Look, baseball is essentially dull in comparison to other …
September 18, 2020
Playboy.com rates SDSU worst party school in the nation after it narcs on Sturgis
Playboy magazine may be history, but its website is still active, and last week, the brand used its longstanding reputation as the nation’s official arbiter of party hardiness to issue a simply epic beatdown on …
September 18, 2020
Protestors accuse Trump Boat Parade of trading in racist stereotypes
“Nearly 70% of Black children cannot swim,” says Sharon Bleat, head of San Diego’s Grievance Brigade. “And they drown at a rate three times higher than that of white children. So when a bunch of …
September 18, 2020
Denny’s adds new Slam to breakfast menu in honor of Padres historic performance
Denny’s Chief Breakfast Officer Roger Bacon: “Congratulations to the San Diego Padres for becoming the first team in baseball history to hit five grand slams in six games. We only wish there were some fans …
September 4, 2020
Berto Blockers
“The recent death of Dolores Robledo, who founded San Diego’s legendary Roberto’s Taco Shop chain with her husband Roberto in the ‘60s, was a somber moment for San Diego’s Mexican food community, and for the …
September 4, 2020