Newly updated patch for Seal Team 7. Says Special Operations Communications Officer Rick Arterial, “Frankly, we’re not bothered. Eagles are fierce and all, but at a certain point, their stern, unyielding dignity can get in the way of getting the job done, you know? To say nothing of making the job fun. But the Orang-bati, now there’s a flying critter that understands infiltrating a remote village, striking in darkness, and taking no prisoners. Well, taking some prisoners, but only because they’re going to kill them later. And just look at his face: that ‘Yeah, you got me, but what are you gonna do about it?’ hangdog look in the eye, that mischievous grin. There’s a guy who knows how to have fun, but also spill the blood of his enemies. That’s us all over. The devil’s trident pricks a bit, but it’s really not that big a stretch from what was there before.”