Border News Translations: Avenida Revolution; Fire Clean-up; Police Accept Offer
TIJUANA BC (Tijuana Press, Daniel Angel/Leonardo Ortiz) - The avenida Revolución is not necessarily dead, said the Chairman of the tourist traders of Tijuana, Julián Palombo. He said that they continue to work on the revival that intended a gastronomic …
Border News Translations: New Prison; School Bullies; Garbage Truck Crash
TECATE BC (AFN Tijuana) - The Assistant Secretary of the State penitentiary system, Jesús Héctor Grijalva Tapia announced the construction of another medium and high security prison has begun, El Hongo III. Invited to the meeting of the Association of …
Border News Translations: Early Paroles; River Search; Pickpockets
TIJUANA BC (Tijuana Press, Daniel Ángel Rubio) - Between 1200 and 1300 convicts of prisons in Baja California each year receive the benefit of early release, said Hector Tapia Grijalva, Subsecretario del sistema penitenciario del estado. The State official added …
Border News Translations: Homes Burned; Family Dies; Sea Smugglers Foiled
ENSENADA (SanDiegoRED) - A family of five, including three children, died inside their home in the Northwestern port of Ensenada, in the Mexican State of Baja California, from a fire while they slept, official sources reported Tuesday. The extensive fire …
Border News Translations: Three stories, 3 Bodies
TIJUANA, BC (Frontera, Luis Gerardo Andrade) - Last night a young man at an Internet café in colonia Francisco Villa was shot to death. It was reported to the authorities, at 10 p.m. on Tuesday, at a location on avenida …
TRAVELERS, BY COMMENT CONTRIBUTE ONE LINERS...
Should I ever visit France for arguement about environmentalism, my tears will be too bitter to drink.
THE NEW AGE OF MASTURBATORS...
Tweeters! Like mindless bees, or car horns in New York, this poem has a comment section, contribute a metaphor, to describe this new mass of jabber. A blog within a blog. This should prepare anyone for those rhetoric whores we …
Where were you when????
Where were you when?................................. All someone needs to ask is one question with a few minor changes to prompt heated and animated conversations regarding three significant dates in modern American history. Where were you when Kennedy was shot? I was …
Border News Translations: Broken Fingers; Cool Buses; Tequila Festival
NOGALES (El Diario de Sonora, 08 March 2011,Cesar Barragan) - An agent of the Municipal police received multiple injuries in his right hand after an 18-year-old driver intentionally caught his fingers closing the electric window. The injured officer was treated …
Border News Translations: Power Outage; Quality Schools; Drought
MATAMOROS (Expresionenred, Sandra Eunisse Rivera) –Yesterday from 5 a.m. until about 9 o'clock municipios de Matamoros, Valle Hermoso, Rio Bravo and some sections of Reynosa were without electric power. The superintendente de la Comisión Federal de Electricidad, Jorge Luis Morales …
WHILE WATCHING THE RECENT WEDDING...
I realized the British, especially supposely educated speak as if their mouths were full, muffling the words into other than distinctive, Which we Americans do brazenly even the uneducated.* That said, suddenly out of the bleau, I realized that President …
Border News Translations: A Clash; Extortion; May Day
TORREON (El Mexicano) - Tonight in Sol de La Laguna there was a clash between elements of the Ejército Mexicano (Mexican army) and armed men of whom four died, reported the Fiscalía General del Estado.The incident occurred after 9 p.m. …
Crime Data: Escondido PD, April 2011
Press Release Compilation: Escondido PD Activity, April 2011 April 3, Michael Skosh Simon, 23, arrested for violation sex registration requirements April 6, Eduardo Cervantes Aguila, 42, arrested for Identity Theft. April 8, DUI Sobriety/Driver's License Checkpoint: • 959 vehicles drove …
Border News Translations: Scrapyards; Thief Caught; Garbage Dump
MEXICALI, Baja California (La Cronica) - The City Council closed 12 more chatarerras (scrapmetal dealers) for either breaching the soil, invasion of public use, or for location in a housing area, informed the director de Administración Urbanahad to the Court …
FOR PRINCES WILLIAM & HARRY...
May 2, Two Thousand Eleven! Poor Prinz Charles Every breath, Emitting sparks out Of his ass As if like an old Rolls Royce automobile, Its polish shiny but Only by misguided hands Of adoration For past imagery, Now he hee …
WOMEN'S PRIMARY PURPOSE
4/13/11 PRIMARY PURPOSE OF FEMALES IS… To produce children, that’s it! Their breasts are for nurturing, they are not Decorations. Nor or they for the suckling of males Think of it!, grown men ogling That used by babies to slobber …
5/02/2011
A few new things in the World. The Chinese have their first aircraft carrier. The latest is that they will name it the Shi Lang in honor of the admiral of the Qing Dynasty, who in 1681 conquered the kingdom …
The Greening of Golden Hill
Concrete paved Golden Hill into existence. At the same time that this neighborhood started showing up on the map of San Diego, the world was just beginning its modern love affair with concrete, and Golden Hill happened to “grow up” …
Border News Translations: Alledged Rapist "El Capo" Captured
TIJUANA (En Linea Tijuana) - Luis Manuel Gallegos Soto was captured by La Unidad Especializada en la Investigación de Delitos Sexuales y Violencia Familiar (the Special Unit in the investigation of sexual offenses and domestic violence). Alias, "El Capo", originated …
Central Division Small Claims: The Puppy Switch
This afternoon’s court hearing comes after Jefferey buys a puppy from Jelly’s Pet Store, and then has buyer’s remorse. Names are changed here. He now wants a refund on Cheesus. David, the storeowner, frustrated over long attempts to please the …