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It's Not Unusual To File False Rape Charges
I was up in L.A. partying with Tom Jones for a few days, so I missed a blog. If you think I'm lying, ask my mom. There was a point around 11:00 p.m. yesterday I handed my cell phone to …
The Ramsey Case
I haven't read the paper this morning, so I don't know much about the new DNA evidence. I just heard on CNN, that it points to an unknown person. I also heard Ramsey talking about how he wishes his wife …
Jessie's Girl Song Parody
I was gone all day. The few times I turned on the a.m. stations in my car, I heard a lot of controversy about Jesse Jackson and some things he said about Obama. The first idiotic thing about this is...if …
King of Documentaries
I went and saw the Hunter S. Thompson documentary last night. It was a bit disappointing. I always thought Thompson was a bit overrated as a "gonzo" journalist. But when I saw commercials for the movie, it looked great. It …
Bring The Noize
I don't mind noise the way some people do. My stepbrother hates it so much, that he can't stand being in his house when a neighbor is mowing the yard. Unless a neighbor is mowing their yard at 7:00 a.m. …
WARNING: This blog contains gripes about -- The Sprinter, Gas Prices, and Warning Labels
A few things popped into my mind as I sat down to write this blog. First, I keep seeing stories about mass transit and how more people will be using it with gas prices going up. I've lived in San …
Athletes and Actors in the News
I'm always mad at myself for being fascinated by the stories I am regarding athletes. For example, I was giddy with excitement, that a loser like Terrence Kiel, that former Charger, died in a car crash. That might sound harsh. …
Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest
I was at a small 4th of July party. The big screen TV was on and someone glanced over and yelled "Oh gross!" Which means, even though we were all stuffing burgers and steaks in our faces, we had to …
Two Idiots -- Rush Limbaugh & Brett Favre
Rush Limbaugh and Brett Favre are both idiots. But there are a lot of differences between the two of them. Limbaugh is out of shape. And, has no talent. I'm not saying that because I don't agree with his views …
Coffee & Cops
Someone sent me a photo that showed former Charger Steve Foley being held back by his mother in the court room, as the cop that shot him walked in. How funny would it have been if the bailiff then drew …
More Craziness in the News
It's funny, because when I sit down to blog something, a lot of topics jump to mind. My friend emailed me something that showed video of the best swimsuit photos of all-time. I clicked the first one, that showed Halle …
Don't Mess With Texas
I was getting ready for bed last night and turned on CNN just in time to see that the idiot that shot those two burglars is not going to be charged. Wait...maybe I got that wrong. Maybe he was charged, …
Mess With the Bull, Get the Horns
I heard over the weekend, that in Yellowstone National Park, a 12-year-old boy was injured after a bison he was posing near for a photo, flipped him into the air. The Pennsylvania boy was only a few feet from the …
House of Blues Gave Me the Blues
I haven't heard that Steve Poltz song in years. I think it's called "Me and Eddie Vedder," where he talks about the cool way for rock stars to die. What a great tune. That has nothing to to with todays …
Crowd Control
I went to a Padres game last weekend. My first game in about a year and a half. It's strange, because I go to so many concerts, that I had to make a comparison on the crowds (and this isn't …
Under the Covers
It's weird. I've said this before. I can blog about something like the legal system. Or child abuse. And a few people comment. Yet, I do a list of the best comedians and that's where I get the most comments. …
Dumb Imus (race relations and the NFL)
I've never liked Don Imus. Mostly because he's a horrible DJ. I think when radio started, you needed to have a good voice. Has anyone listened to this dude? It sounds like he has a mouth full of marbles. And, …
The Biggest Waste of Money Ever
I heard this story a few weeks ago. But, when I saw the actual photo in the L.A. Times...well, a picture really is worth a thousand words. In an auction, a record was broken for a painting that sold by …
Rapper's Delight (when they diss others)
I was listening to sports radio when I first heard Shaq dissing Kobe Bryant yesterday. What made this especially fun to hear, was that I was talking to one of my friends when the Lakers were down a game to …
50 Cent, Britney Spears, and Axl Rose (hey, this sounds like a Jay Sanford blog)
Well, about a month ago...Dr. Pepper decided to have some fun with Axl Rose. I say Axl Rose. Everyone else calls them Guns 'N Roses. I can't really call them that. I mean, that band had Slash, Duff, and all …