Wanker: “In a word, heartbreaking. McCoy has at long last ventured into the realm of self-portraiture here, but it’s hardly an occasion for celebration. This is the work of a man who feels he’s coming …
November 5, 2016
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Chargers Curator Wanker comments on The Surreal McCoy’s latest work
Slacktivist protests police guidelines on theft prevention
According to the above flyer issued by the Chula Vista Police Department, “San Diego County’s top crimes are vehicle theft and vehicle burglary.” In Samantha Wilson’s estimation, that means “it’s safe to say that there’s …
November 3, 2016
It ain't gonna legalize itself
“We got the idea from our good friends in the pornography business, actually,” says Prop 64 organizer Billy Bongwater. “Remember when all those porn sites blocked access to California IP addresses in order to raise …
October 30, 2016
San Diego mayor takes action in wake of Chicano Park truck tragedy
“When I first heard the news about a truck dropping into Chicano Park,” says Mayor Faulconer, "I naturally assumed it was just another campaign maneuver from the Trump camp. But when I learned that the …
October 29, 2016
Juarez Cartel endorses Hillary Clinton for United States President
"The decision to endorse Hillary Clinton for President of the United States was not an easy one,” says Juarez Cartel head Vincente Carillo Fuentes. "Donald Trump has historically been friendly to those who share his …
October 27, 2016
Stone Brewing releases two candidate-themed beers just in time for Election Day
"When I was President at POM Wonderful,” says newly installed Stone Brewing CEO Dominic Engels, “we got in trouble for claiming that POM Wonderful could help you cheat death by preventing heart disease and prostate …
October 22, 2016
2016’s sexy Charger costumes have fans divided
Hey ladies, if you’ve been paying attention, you know that nothing’s been scarier this year than the San Diego Chargers (except maybe Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, and there’s just no way to make them …
October 20, 2016
Trump sues local Apprentice contestant, claiming intellectual property theft
Mira Mesa entrepreneur April Dwyer was famously a contestant on the 2004 season of The Apprentice, the reality show hosted by current Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump. She made it through four episodes before getting …
October 16, 2016
Local landmark(?) restaurant repurposed as mausoleum
Somewhere in the afterlife, former local businessman George Pernicano is twirling his famous mustache and chuckling. And while the 25-foot bronze angel that now sits atop his former restaurant in Hillcrest suggests heaven, both his …
October 15, 2016
Area man gets rich on “Chargerrors” with paid emoji
“From the first game, I had a bad feeling about this season,” recalls Local computer whiz/DJ D. Spare, creator of the Sad Charger emoji. “When Keenan Allen went down, I knew it was a sign …
October 13, 2016
In stunning reversal, mayor withdraws his support for Chargers’ convadium
PRESS CONFERENCE OUTSIDE DEEZ NUTS NATURAL SNACK EMPORIUM, EAST VILLAGE — Just days after coming out in support of Measure C, the upcoming ballot initiative that would authorize the use of public funds — in …
October 7, 2016