Matt Potter 1:30 p.m., Nov. 12
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Saving the world one $80,000 luxury car at a time
Dear Hipster: I don’t agree with Corn Dog Guy (or Girl) that hipsters = yuppies. In fact, I’m not even sure there are yuppies anymore. When I think of “yuppies,” I think of a whole ...
The etymology of jive terms “hep,” “hepster,” and “hep cat”
Dear Hipster: I saw a video the other day on the Australian National Geographic website, of all places, about how the Oxford English Dictionary gives the etymology of hipsters as having something to do with ...
What? Why? How?
Dear Hipster: I was chilling at a brewery with a couple friends the other night, and I inadvertently eavesdropped on a couple hipsters who were drunkenly bellowing behind me about some shenanigans one of them ...
All of them sold the heck out and published books. Typical.
Dear Hipster: I think the concept of hipster has changed so much throughout the past 25 years that I don’t even consider hipsters Hipsters anymore. I consider them to be...yuppies. Am I wrong to think ...
What will be the number one hot Halloween costume this year?
Dear Hipster: Every damn year, Halloween comes around and I realize I’ve got a party on Saturday...and it’s Thursday...and I don’t have a costume, or even an idea. I swear, this year I’m going to ...
I propose a simple series of diagnostic tests
Dear Hipster: I have a 13-year-old Italian Greyhound rescue, Turbo, who I just discovered is almost totally blind. Italian Greyhounds are sighthounds. Does Turbo’s sightlessness make him an ironic, hipster sighthound? Should he move to ...
The only true dive is one that would resent the title
Pumpkin spice pioneer, for I believe your day is coming
This burnt ochre-colored craving
Why does any given person not do any given thing?
The ultimate all-in bid for coolness
The future needn’t always come at the expense of the past
Hipster parents will be paradoxically proud of the mainstream little overachievers they raised
A generation of industrious professionals
Shaving with your laser vision?
Dear Hipster: Would it be hipster to refer to “an hipster,” as opposed to “a hipster,” or would it be pretentious? — An Enquirer I think it’s only pretentious if you say “an hipster” when ...
How much hipsters giveth unto pop culture, but also how much they taketh away
Dear Hipster: You write often of the quirks and idiosyncrasies that differentiate hipsters from what I will call, for lack of a better word, the bourgeoisie. I want to hear about the inverse principle. Namely, ...
“Man, I remember when it wasn’t so played out”
Dear Hipster: I’ve noticed the way this column often provides helpful (dare I say “invaluable”?) advice on how to distinguish various varieties of hipster from each other, on where to find hipsters, and on why ...