“Bees!”
Kim jumps up and starts down towards the river flat. He’s flicking his face and neck.
I hear them too. Man! Now they’re buzzing me. I feel the pinch of their little stingers. Neck, hands, mouth. I’m up and lunging through the soft loam of untrampled leaf litter.
We had been sheltering in the shade of a big old oak tree up here on the way to the Kitchen Creek waterfall, on the southern flank of the Laguna mountains. The spot seemed good until Kim noticed the trunk was hollow. And that things seemed to be flying in and out of a two-foot opening in its side.
“This is crazy, man! Africanized? Carpenters? Sweat bees?”
No reply: we’re too busy swiping and spitting and jogging to talk. Also too busy watching our collective steps, because this soft-to-the-foot flood plain is pocked by gopher holes, rocks, shrubs, and scrub oaks. It's also home to who knows how many rattlers, warming themselves in the afternoon sun.

Back in the day, this place would have been a common Kumeyaay go-to. How do we know? Once we’ve outdistanced the angry bees, we take a breather on a dome boulder, near (but not too near) another old oak. “Last time I was in this area,” Kim says, “my wife Pamela discovered petroglyphs on a rock. She swears it was not more recent graffiti. That’s why I wanted to come back.”
This dome granite boulder doesn’t show any signs of petroglyphs, but it does offer something else. “They were certainly here,” says Kim. He’s squatting a smooth, carved hole in the rock. Oh. Two of them.
“Morteros,” he says. “Acorn grinding holes. Just imagine, Kumeyaay women gathering right here, joking, singing, cracking acorns, pounding acorns, sifting acorn powder, soaking it in water to get the bitterness out of it, cooking it on a hot rock and making shawee, Kumeyaay bread mush. How many years ago? A hundred? Ten thousand?”

“Huh. Why don’t we make shawee?” I say. “A treasure trove of acorns drops every year. Sell it!”
“Spoken like a white man,” says Kim. “But good point. San Diego bread. Acorns are really good for you. Lots of potassium, iron, fiber. Millions drop every year. Most are unused.”
I try to feel if the ghosts of these women are hovering around us. What would they think? But I guess I’m just not that spirit-spotting kind of guy. “Maybe the shawee women set the bees on us,” says Kim.
“Day’s getting on,” I say. “Maybe we should keep walking.”

About an hour-plus in, we finally see a little creek glistening below us. Kitchen Creek. So named after early European settlers apparently took to gathering here for picnics. “See the flume?” says Kim. Oh yeah. He’s pointing to the far side of the creek. A dish-shaped raceway runs down it. Wood, Kim says, but half-wrecked. It follows the stream. Kim reckons they started building it in 1886, about the time they also built the magnificent San Diego flume: thirty-five miles long, the first city supply, a waterway built of redwood planks. An incredible piece of engineering.

*****
“What was that?!” asks Kim. It’s half an hour later, on the way down, light dropping. We’ve taken a circle to avoid that bee-bristling oak grove. I’m also thinking of coyote, gray foxes, raccoons, rattlers, or hey, they say there are even black bears up here. We listen. Crunch, crunch. Munch, munch. Then we see movement through the trees. Oh. It’s two hikers. Heading north. On the Pacific Crest Trail. They have broken out their energy bars as they near the end of their second day. Five months to go to walk to the Canadian border, 2650 miles away. That sure puts our bee problem into perspective.
Oh, and we never do find the rock art. Then again, there’s plenty more rocks to choose from out here.
“Bees!”
Kim jumps up and starts down towards the river flat. He’s flicking his face and neck.
I hear them too. Man! Now they’re buzzing me. I feel the pinch of their little stingers. Neck, hands, mouth. I’m up and lunging through the soft loam of untrampled leaf litter.
We had been sheltering in the shade of a big old oak tree up here on the way to the Kitchen Creek waterfall, on the southern flank of the Laguna mountains. The spot seemed good until Kim noticed the trunk was hollow. And that things seemed to be flying in and out of a two-foot opening in its side.
“This is crazy, man! Africanized? Carpenters? Sweat bees?”
No reply: we’re too busy swiping and spitting and jogging to talk. Also too busy watching our collective steps, because this soft-to-the-foot flood plain is pocked by gopher holes, rocks, shrubs, and scrub oaks. It's also home to who knows how many rattlers, warming themselves in the afternoon sun.

Back in the day, this place would have been a common Kumeyaay go-to. How do we know? Once we’ve outdistanced the angry bees, we take a breather on a dome boulder, near (but not too near) another old oak. “Last time I was in this area,” Kim says, “my wife Pamela discovered petroglyphs on a rock. She swears it was not more recent graffiti. That’s why I wanted to come back.”
This dome granite boulder doesn’t show any signs of petroglyphs, but it does offer something else. “They were certainly here,” says Kim. He’s squatting a smooth, carved hole in the rock. Oh. Two of them.
“Morteros,” he says. “Acorn grinding holes. Just imagine, Kumeyaay women gathering right here, joking, singing, cracking acorns, pounding acorns, sifting acorn powder, soaking it in water to get the bitterness out of it, cooking it on a hot rock and making shawee, Kumeyaay bread mush. How many years ago? A hundred? Ten thousand?”

“Huh. Why don’t we make shawee?” I say. “A treasure trove of acorns drops every year. Sell it!”
“Spoken like a white man,” says Kim. “But good point. San Diego bread. Acorns are really good for you. Lots of potassium, iron, fiber. Millions drop every year. Most are unused.”
I try to feel if the ghosts of these women are hovering around us. What would they think? But I guess I’m just not that spirit-spotting kind of guy. “Maybe the shawee women set the bees on us,” says Kim.
“Day’s getting on,” I say. “Maybe we should keep walking.”

About an hour-plus in, we finally see a little creek glistening below us. Kitchen Creek. So named after early European settlers apparently took to gathering here for picnics. “See the flume?” says Kim. Oh yeah. He’s pointing to the far side of the creek. A dish-shaped raceway runs down it. Wood, Kim says, but half-wrecked. It follows the stream. Kim reckons they started building it in 1886, about the time they also built the magnificent San Diego flume: thirty-five miles long, the first city supply, a waterway built of redwood planks. An incredible piece of engineering.

*****
“What was that?!” asks Kim. It’s half an hour later, on the way down, light dropping. We’ve taken a circle to avoid that bee-bristling oak grove. I’m also thinking of coyote, gray foxes, raccoons, rattlers, or hey, they say there are even black bears up here. We listen. Crunch, crunch. Munch, munch. Then we see movement through the trees. Oh. It’s two hikers. Heading north. On the Pacific Crest Trail. They have broken out their energy bars as they near the end of their second day. Five months to go to walk to the Canadian border, 2650 miles away. That sure puts our bee problem into perspective.
Oh, and we never do find the rock art. Then again, there’s plenty more rocks to choose from out here.
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