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Your single; you want to have a child of your own, but you do not want to get married. You have your sperm (or egg for you women) and all you need to do is get the other piece of the puzzle. But wait!! There’s more.

The year is 2080. WALMART is having its Black Friday sale. What does this mean to you if you want your baby, and are willing to pay for it? Here are today’s specials.

Blue Eyes---$400 Boy---------$2000 White skin to light brown skin -----$20000 Right Handed----$800 Height potential---6 ft, 5 inches---$1500 Athletically inclined---$1000 Liberal leaning Potential---$5000 Perfectly shaped ears/eyes/mouth---$2000 Blond headed---$600

So, you can tailor make your child. You could even make him more Caucasian looking, or Asian or Black. It’s your money, and you get to build your idea child.

That future will come. People, even now, love to play games where they are God. That is why these SIM games are so big. It’s your own world you create. People love to adapt their Myspace, or FaceBook, or their Cellphone’s appearance. Altering the world is what we do best, either by polluting it, or shaping it form into what we want out of it.

There will be tons of money potential, and it will happen. But laws will have to be changed, and people will have to adapt their beliefs. Heck, the Catholic Church wants to find ways to adapt its religion to the possibility of alien life somewhere else in this universe. They’ll find away around this one too.

Would you tailor make your child? Would you help make sure that none of your own physical problems ‘crept’ into the final product? Would you, almost quite literally, take the sand from the beach and create your own prodigy

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Good God, Board. It's really kinda pathetic when the VERY FIRST WORD in your blog entry is spelled incorrectly.

ONE MORE TIME:

Your = Belonging to you. You're = You are. (It's called a "contraction.")

Nov. 20, 2009

I think life is to precious for this ever to be allowed to happen. I would vote no.

Nov. 20, 2009

Re #2, by "DaniLauder:"

To = toward. Too = also; excessively.

Gee, I can't think who it is that ALWAYS makes this mistake? Hmmmm...

(See comment #1.)

Nov. 20, 2009

You're a blast to read, Geek (wait...I think I just got "you're" correct! Hoooray!)

Now I know why you believed ghosts moved VHS tapes in your place. Because you're obsessed with people and how they write on these boards (if it's me creating all these characters, well...it's perfect to call them "BOARDS").

See my wager to you in another blog. I think you'll find with me putting money like that on the line, it settles things.

Another blog explains how Scorpio is the one that was arinoman.

Enjoy the reading.

Nov. 21, 2009

Being such the new comer I am? I love being mixed up as Josh. So, if Josh is me, then this is how I see this site..

Josh is... Robert Scorpio Arinoman (by extension) DaniLauder BdLauder

MSgrant Cuddles are the same person..

Pistolpete and refriedgringo are the same

Ricky, Bostonfan and Magicsfive are the same.

So there are really only four 'real' people, the rest are all alternate personalities.

I love it

Dec. 2, 2009

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