Extra! Extra!
Newspaper headlines that can be humorous.
I got home and checked my emails, and fellow Reader writer Jay Sanford sent me a bizarre headline about Ike Turner's death. It said "Ike beats Tina to Death." That made me think...why do newspapers sometimes do funny headlines, and …
Neighbor Noise
What can be done when you have loud neighbors?
I can't tell you the amount of parties I've been to, where neighbors call the cops because of the noise. And you can't blame them. Sometimes a band is playing in the backyard. Othertimes, it's the stereo blasting. Or, it …
TV's Sexiest Women
The Top 10 list. Do you agree?
For weeks, I've heard morning shows talk about this list. I'm not sure who put it out. I saw it on AOL. It was the "sexiest women" in TV history. I thought I'd print it, and then discuss it. Here's …
Sick of Vick
Michael Vick gets 23 months for his dog fighting ring.
I watched as former Charger quarterback Drew Brees tore up the Atlanta Falcons. But, it was quarterback Michael Vick that probably did more damage to the team. Since his arrest, he hasn't been QBing the team. And, that was one …
Da Bomb
Fake bomb threats, and why we should ignore them.
When the Virginia Tech shooting happened, I was dating a woman whose mom is a psychiatrist. I asked her about the kid that did the shooting, and whether or not he should've been kicked out of the school when it …
Logic of the Moronic
So, I saw this story in the newspaper, and I couldn't decide what was funnier. The name of the basketball coach (sorry...it's the Beavis & Butthead in me). Or, the logic of the moronic basketball player. It ranks up there …
Making Fun of Parents
My stepdad loves actor Steve Guttenberg.
Obviously, making fun of your brothers and sisters isn't a big deal. But at what point is it cool to make fun of your dad? My stepdad never seems cool with it. Yet, I always seem to bust his chops. …
Check Please
Why do customers in restaurants ask for separate bills?
It's almost 3:00 a.m. I'm gonna go to sleep soon, and don't want to write a big drawn out thing. I just want to say this. I was at a restaurant tonight. I eat out most nights, since I don't …
Celebrities Privacy
From Jennifer Love Hewitt on the beach, to Julia Roberts at a school.
I was once at a movie screening, for the first film Mel Gibson directed (I'm glad he didn't know my moms side of the family is Jewish). And, someone was bugging him with questions about Lethal Weapon II as he …
Charger Fans are Idiots
My take on Shawn Merriman...and even the late Ken Caminiti.
Okay, that's a weird title. I mean, I'm a Charger fan. And, there are lots of idiots in the world. Hell, I just read about a guy that shot one of those traffic light cameras and got arrested for it. …
Cuts Like a Knife
Cutting off arms with a pocket knife. Oh...and widdling wood.
Has anyone seen this guy on the news that got his arm caught in a tractor and cut if off with a pocket knife when it caught fire? Before him, there was a guy rock climbing a few years back …
Everything Gives you Cancer
Reading this blog won't give you cancer; unless you're reading it on a break from work. And it's 3:00 a.m.
I've spent most of this football season watching games with the coolest chick on the planet, as oppose to my usual goof ball football friends. This woman knows sports, has a great sense of humor, and best of all...when we …
Cops in the News
Cops in the news, and idiots like Al Sharpton.
I heard a story about a cop the other day, somewhere in San Diego, that injured a kids eye when he pulled him over. He didn't pull over immediately. He drove home, and was taken out of his vehicle in …
Evel Ways
The death of daredevil Evel Knievel, and his lawsuit with Kanye West.
Two things surprised me when I was watching the news and saw Evel Knievel died. The first, was that he was still alive. I thought he died years ago, trying to jump over the Grand Canyon or something. The second, …
Black Friday Freaks
Shopping the day after Thanksgiving, and thieves that strike.
So, there was a letter in the newspaper this morning, from a woman complaing about the lack of security on a Friday morning at 4 a.m. She was one of the idiots that decided, the day after Thanksgiving, to camp …
Women Need Bigger Ones
Women and breast implants; and road trips that require bathroom visits.
I thought about titling this "Mind Your Pees and Q's", but I thought more guys would check in if it was titled the way it is. I want to know why women have bought into this theory that us guys …
Assault and Pepper Spray
The latest beauty pagaent tragedy. Or was it?
Okay, so the title is a dumb pun. But I saw an episode of Salt n Pepas reality show the other night, and they were on my mind. I was a senior in high school when Push It hit. And, …
Being Sick Sucks
My Sunday spent in bed being sick...enjoying football and missing Van Halen.
I'm trying to watch football on Sunday, and can't enjoy the Chargers finally beating a team the way they're capable of doing - because I'm in bed sick. I call and cancel my Sunday night racquetball game because I still …
Overrated Movies
The movie No Country For Old Men is discussed, with no spoiler alert needed.
I just saw No Country For Old Men. It's the movie all the critics are raving about. The movie that will get Oscar nominations for Josh Brolin (who was great), Tommy Lee Jones (who has played this character before). The …
Trying to Watch TV
Things that annoy me watching TV.
When I started noticing that the TV credits of a movie would go by faster than normal, or they'd start to show them and split the screen to show you the upcoming shows the network was running; I figured I …