Stop the presses! Did a certain writer new to The Big Screen with a name that rhymes with "Bobbin Stung" just post a piece asking readers to attend a screening of a spielbug sequel?!

She must not have received the memo, Matt. spielbug is the enemy! WADE into him. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that 40 years earlier was a Republic serial, you'll know what to do.

That's all.