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President Declares Support for Gay Marriage, Completely Overshadows CIty's Historic Creation of Nation's First Harvey Milk Street.

"Now everybody's gonna have one - and nobody's even gonna notice."


MOPING AROUND HILLCREST - "Two days," muttered City Councilman Todd Gloria. "Two freaking days." Gloria was referring to the length of time after San Diego made national history by naming a street after slain gay politician Harvey Milk but before President Obama made national history by endorsing gay marriage. "I mean, he couldn't have waited until the debates in the fall? Given us a little time in the spotlight? We could have been part of all the news stories that covered the tense buildup to the declaration. 'Five states have already legalized gay marriage, and San Diego recently became the first American city to honor Harvey Milk...' But no. Now we're just part of the big gay stampede. I blame Biden."

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aldex May 10, 2012 @ 11:20 a.m.

This fool will say anything to get him more votes. He doesn't care about gay marriage. He just knows there are voters out there that are for it and wants them on his side. He will sell his grandmother twice if it would get him more supporters.


Walter Mencken May 10, 2012 @ 12:55 p.m.

BREAKING: "Sellers" join "Birthers" at the Obama conspiracy table: "Obama says he sold his grandmother in January of 2012 in an effort to gain more supporters, but we have a handwritten receipt that indicates he had already sold her in 2004 during his campaign for the Senate. Unfortunately, it's written in pencil, and parts of it seem to have been erased. But we know the truth, and we will not rest until we have justice!"


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