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Tiger's Wood
"If I were Queen of the World would things be different?" Well Cuddle, you could make adultery a criminal offense, and slap a fine on it that's in accordance with the offender's income and/or net worth. :) (Skipping the obvious divorce settlement joke for now.) I think the proceeds from such a fine would be best distributed to children's charities, since it's children that are usually most affected by the divorce resulting from their horndog daddy's inability to keep it in his pants and out of women who aren't his wife and their mother. How much do you think is fair? http://blogs.golf.com/presstent/2009/10/forbes-ti… That's $1,000,000,000.00. I think, which is one penny more than $999,999,999.99. (See, I don't usually have to deal with numbers this high. Perhaps you can relate.) I like St. Jude's Children's Hospital, personally. Even more appropriate might be some cash thrown at the Big Brothers/Big Sisters program, since philandering results in so many kids ending up short one parent. I'll bet we could take half of Tiger's money, and he wouldn't even notice. Hell, I bet we could take 90% of it, and he wouldn't notice. He'll probably get to find out when Elin gets done with him. I'll bet her lawyer finds a whole new place to stick that driver, but that's another blog entry. :)— December 6, 2009 11:48 a.m.
Stairway to Heaven
Dang, Cuddle. Awesome entry. I'm with magics. It's a winner, whether that's recognized or not.— December 5, 2009 11:25 p.m.
Tiger's Wood
"I'm gonna have to give Tiger Woods a pass on this." What? That's kinda pathetic, Grant. You & Cuddle are both sounding like rather typical female-blaming females, here. With men, it's "bros before hos." With women, it's never anything of the kind. Females can't wait to make negative judgments about other females, while making excuses for male behavior. "They chose to sleep with a married man who is the father of two children." Sure, blame the women & give the "married man who is the father of two children" a "pass." The skanks didn't marry his wife and make a bunch of big ole promises in front of God-n-everybody. HE did. This wasn't the governor of South Carolina, who was all "in love" and teary-eyed over one woman he couldn't imagine living without. This was simply a case of a serial philanderer, a repeat offender whose character is obviously no better than any other typical "dawg" you might meet in any bar (in which he apparently spends a LOT of time). http://www.helium.com/items/1361465-stop-making-e… You two can agree to give him a "pass." I'll agree with this guy: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/12/03/sportsl… The best comment, from the golfer who introduced Woods to his beautiful young wife: "I would probably have to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of a 3 iron." That said, I'm sick of the subject as well. Shoulda never been on the news in the first place.— December 5, 2009 11:12 p.m.
I'm Worried I See My Face In Theirs
Re #4: The sound's a lot better on this copy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6K_CIuOF6o&featur… Based on the titles, I think a lot of YouTubers don't know the difference between the U.K. and the U.S.A., BTW. Whaddya wanna bet they couldn't tell the difference on a map, either?— December 5, 2009 6:34 a.m.
I'm Worried I See My Face In Theirs
I relate to this entirely, Adam. I'm always just a paycheck or two away from the street, myself. I'm maintaining okay in my own apartment for the time being, but I don't have any savings, and I'm way too old for that to be the case. I've had roommates about half the time I've been out here. I NEVER had them before. I moved from being a homeowner in Arizona in 2002 to renting in somebody else's house. Not the greatest, but I was sick of the AZ heat and really wanted to be in Cali. Sounds like you might need to hit up Craigslist for a roomie situation. As much as that sucks, the good news is that it'll save you lots of money. It's also harder to be depressed with a roomie or two. You might be IRRITATED, but probably not depressed. The other option is a second job, if you don't have one already. In that case, you won't have TIME to be depressed, and tired enough to sleep well at night. Your bank account will love you for it, as well. That's all I got, dude. Neither's great, but whaddya gonna do? I did both of these things while in SD. Alternately, you could work a second job just long enough to get completely OUT of this wallet-sucking, glitzy ghetto and find a job elsewhere. I'm probably bound for Texas, Arizona or Vegas, eventually. Just costs too much to be here. Check it: http://www.ziprealty.com/buy_a_home/logged_in/sea… http://www.ziprealty.com/buy_a_home/logged_in/sea… http://www.austintxmls.idxco.com/idx/3455/details… However, Texas's property taxes and HOA fees are ungodly. Better to rent, there. If considering a move, one possibility is to try to get your foot in the door with a company that will allow you to transfer. That could be what I end up doing to get out of this state. Your options are always limitless, no matter how it may seem otherwise. Pet Stella, chill, and think.— December 4, 2009 5:39 p.m.
Stick It Up Your Butt
Re #30: Tried to take the whole thing down. Doesn't work. Oh well. <shrug> Nice pussy, BTW. :)— December 4, 2009 5:10 p.m.
Stick It Up Your Butt
Pete pecked: "In our years of selling adult videos..." Thought you were a day trader, not a porn mogul?— December 3, 2009 10:18 p.m.
Stick It Up Your Butt
Refried wrote: "...too much plot, not enough graphic sex,..." <snort> You 'sure' these weren't dudes? "And no one is reading those stories, they were written under a pseudonym years ago that I'll never reveal in a million years..." "Camarero, más Glenlivet, por favor!" :)— December 3, 2009 10:11 p.m.
Stick It Up Your Butt
Believe me, I know ALL about that crapola, Magics. I have all 3 of these: http://www.amazon.com/Yeast-Connection-Medical-Br… http://www.amazon.com/Chronic-Candidiasis-Vitamin… http://www.amazon.com/Complete-Candida-Yeast-Guid… The answer? Take a probiotic and cut out the sugar. Yeast also hates onions and garlic. Yup, I'm an expert. :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXIykBsqcoA Complete with a cheesy moustacheless Tony Orlando and a white dude clapping on the downbeat. What more could you possibly want? :)— December 3, 2009 10:04 p.m.
Stick It Up Your Butt
LOL @ Cindy in #5. Thanks for stopping by. If you pop back in again, I'd LOVE to know what some of the rejected T-shirt slogans were. :) And...can you smuggle me into the TED conference next year?— December 3, 2009 9:56 p.m.