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Straight Eye for the Gay Guy
I'd say it's pretty safe to assume that Paul is NOT gay: "Simon has been married three times. His first marriage was to Peggy Harper; they were married in late autumn 1969. They had a son, Harper Simon, in 1972. They divorced in 1975. The song "Train in the Distance," from Simon's 1983 album, is about this relationship. [9] Simon's 1972 song "Run That Body Down," from his debut solo album, casually mentions both himself and his then-wife ("Peg") by name. His second marriage was to actress and author Carrie Fisher to whom he proposed after a New York Yankees game.[10] (The song "Hearts and Bones" was written about this relationship.) He married folk singer Edie Brickell on May 30, 1992. They have three children together." -- Wikipedia. As for Art: "Garfunkel married Linda Marie Grossman in 1972; they divorced in 1975. He was romantically involved with actress and photographer Laurie Bird until her death in 1979.[13] On 18 September 1988, he married former model Kathryn (Kim) Cermak. They have two children, James, born 15 December 1990, and Beau Daniel, born 5 October 2005 via surrogate mother. [14]_ -- also Wikipedia. Um, neither of them appear to be gay, based on their marriages and kids.— October 25, 2009 9:11 p.m.
SDGQ
"AG - you rock the "mom jeans"?" Ya mean these? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGIMaU55430&NR=1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEdWVkGgUK4 :) Nah, I don't have anything that looks like that. Just your basic cheapie generic, kinda Westerny jeans. No pleats, no elastic, with actual pockets on the butt. Couldn't live without pockets.— October 25, 2009 6:42 p.m.
South Park Cat Tales: An Encounter With a New Friend (#4)
Re #6: More like http://i.ytimg.com/vi/RpjsoC1F74o/0.jpg :)— October 25, 2009 6:15 p.m.
South Park Cat Tales: An Encounter With a New Friend (#4)
"One cat just leads to another." ~~ Ernest Hemingway I think I see where 'this' is going, too. ;)— October 25, 2009 12:48 p.m.
SDGQ
"reader's"??? Pike, you feelin' okay?!? Oh holy crap. I know what just happened. It's contagious. Maybe you can find a Hazmat suit on CL, if it isn't already too late. :/— October 25, 2009 10:17 a.m.
FFP channels BTO, urges you to TCOB
Uh-oh. Where did I put that... Oh, here it is. <shake, shake, shake> DUCK, Daniels!!! http://tinyurl.com/nuvtz4— October 25, 2009 10:03 a.m.
SDGQ
The wound has been repeatedly cleaned with hydrogen peroxide, and dressed alternately with arnica montana gel (which stings because it has alcohol -- but it aids rapid healing) and antibiotic ointment. And I'm glad yours is an innie, too. A piercing would look gross on an outie. Can you imagine, some big ole weiner navel with a ring through it? It'd look like a Prince Albert. XD Me and my blistered innie are gonna get some rest now. Nitey-nite.— October 25, 2009 1:26 a.m.
SDGQ
Your widdle belly-button is pierced, is it? How cute. :) I thought about getting one of those. Glad I didn't right now. The belly-button blister is NOT fun! :(— October 25, 2009 1:11 a.m.
SDGQ
"-the only difference from today's is that they were HIGH-waisted. Really high-waisted. But then, those are back in style now...sigh." Uh-huh. And they're extremely dangerous. Yesterday, my high-waisted jeans actually injured me. I was doing my thing at work, which unfortunately involves a lot of awkward squirming around while driving, and the button of my high-waisted jeans would NOT stay out of my navel. I got a navel blister. First time for everything, I guess. I think there should be a warning label.— October 25, 2009 12:55 a.m.
SDGQ
"As three (3) is the magic number..." Aw, I thought you were gonna do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxmKRyLdBho (My favorite part of Saturday morning cartoons when I was little.) :)— October 25, 2009 12:46 a.m.