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Cops in Crosshairs

Oh yeah, and Pete...as much as the bravado online might sound cool, c'mon. You get jumped and robbed by a bunch of guys, and you're laying there in the street beat to a pulp. They just casually walk away, down El Cajon Blvd (no reason why I put you on El Cajon Blvd, it was just for this fake scenario). You can pull out your cell phone and call the cops. They'd clearly be able to get here in time to arrest these losers. But wait! You decide to slip your cell phone back in its leather carrying case...FOR YOU...ARE THE MAN....THAT HANDLES THINGS ON HIS OWN! No need for the police. You stagger up to your feet. Brush off the dirt and pebbles stuck to your jeans and shirt. The taste of blood in your mouth. The guys are walking away, laughing, and ruffling thru your wallet. FOR YOU...ARE THE MAN...THAT HANDLES THINGS ON HIS OWN! You decide to jog over to the unruley group of holligans. They hear you approaching and turn around, a few with sticks and knives in their hands. You say, "Excuse me. Yes, well...sorry to stop and bother you on such a warm and balmy night. I don't appreicate what you did to me back there. I was merely minding my own business, and talking to that lovely lady in the leopard skin jacket and high heels, and...well...you can keep the money in my wallet. But please, give me back the drivers license and the rest of the stuff in it. I mean, it's such a hassle going to the DMV and cancelling credit cards and all that." The holligans: F*** off! Pete: Uh, well...Hmmm. I'd like to call the police. But wait...I AM THE MAN...THAT HANDLES THINGS...MYSELF. (Pete swings wildly. The first right cross takes the biggest guy down. A short guy plunged the knife into Petes side, and he lets out a yell, before kicking the bloody knife out of the guys hand and taking that him down. The three other guys quickly jump on top of him, and beat him worse than a few minutes earlier). Pete now walks home, with his head down (and bloody). He'd love nothing more than to call the police...but...that's just not his thing. For Pete is...THE MAN THAT....HANDLES THINGS....ON HIS OWN!!!! POLICE BE DAMNED!!
— September 3, 2009 4:48 p.m.

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