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Craigslist Craziness -- The Costume Edition
P.S. It just occured to me, I did a blog about five days ago on costumes. Maybe I ripped off my own idea!— October 25, 2009 1:28 a.m.
Craigslist Craziness -- The Costume Edition
Yeah anti...I stole the blog idea from a blog I never read. When I started doing blogs, my big concern was that I'd accidentally do something that appeared in News of the Weird. But we've yet to cover the same wacky news stories. And I realized that if we ever did, so what. I've sometimes seen Leno and Letterman do the exact same joke. Not because one stole from the other, but some weird stories warrant jokes; whether that's Balloon Boy, weird Craigs List ad, or whatever. So, not sure how I got "busted" for something I never read. But ya know what? I just Googled the Letterman Top 10, and I see another blogger somewhere did a Top 10 on the same subject (surprisingly, a lot less funny than mine). Comedians have a name for it. I believe it's something like "parallel thinking". Pete...pass the popcorn to anti, while she goes off to read better blogs, continues to gain weight eating the buttered popcorn, and then complaining like she did, that only "black guys" like her.— October 25, 2009 1:25 a.m.
Craigslist Craziness -- The Costume Edition
Anti...never saw this blog. Or, I should say, I saw one a long time ago about this person doing Craigslist. So, what's your point? Nobody else can blog about something unusual on Craigslist? Are you that moronic? I'm betting someone else out there did a Top 10 list on David Letterman having affairs. Or having a sex tape. Most ideas other people are going to have as well. But the funniest thing of all is...the fact that I just went to those two links you posted. And, his blogs are NOTHING like the one I wrote. In fact, he doesn't even mention the story I'm writing about here. Go play with your cat and sort mail, you dope. Redsox...the worst part about that Top 10 list having a weak number one (although Lettermans #1s are often weak, too). I just thought of a better one five minutes ago. It would be: Uma, Oprah. Oprah, Uma. And the reason the Sonny and Cher didn't work so well...parties with 23 year old kids, that aren't familiar with them as a couple (a few didn't know who Soupy Sales was, when I brought up his death)...but I tried to combine how Sonny died, by hitting a tree while skiing. So, I had ski goggles around my neck, tree branches out of my back, and fake blood on my face. I probably looked more like a zombie than Sonny Bono.— October 24, 2009 9:21 p.m.
Crazy Costumes -- Target Targeted, Illegal Aliens Offended
Only if, instead of the green card they came with a box of tomatoes.— October 24, 2009 2:22 p.m.
The Dog Blog -- Dogfight Edition
I don't mind someone firmly telling me something negative about my dog. For example, this park downtown we were walking in, Cotton is usually really good. But for some reason, he ran over to these guys playing basketball. My girlfriend apologized to them, and one said "Instead of apologizing, how about you just keep him on a leash?" It sounds harsh, but it's a very good point.— October 24, 2009 2:18 p.m.
Friends Are Like Jewels
Yeah, but the problem with that stat, is that many of them find Christianity when they are on death row. So, that's becoming a Christian by technicality, and headging bets on hopes of hopping into heaven. Regarding the shakey camera...when I'm talking with someone, I can usually try to hold it still. But I've found people feel uncomfortable with me looking at the camera as they talk. So I look at them, and I'm holding the camera, and not sure of where it's going. But yeah...if it adds that documentary look, and people think I'm this arty filmmaker, I'll take it. and fumber...your mom always has the same look on camera, too. It's as if she isn't happy I brought the camera with me, but...oh well.— October 24, 2009 1:02 p.m.
A Naked Man. And David Letterman Sex Tape.
It so reminds me of the old, classic joke. The woman calls the cops to complain about her neighbor, who is naked. The cops show up and say they can't see anything. She says, "You will, if you climb on that ladder in my backyard!"— October 23, 2009 9:34 a.m.
The Dog Blog -- Dogfight Edition
Yeah sugar...I've seen the eaters, too. The ones I've seen NEVER GET MAD at the dogs, they think it's cute that the dogs are all over 'em like the pied piper. We all have a problem, though, because we don't want the dogs to beg. Or to eat chicken bones that fell to the ground, or whatever. It's really strange, because Paranormal would've been good, had there been no Blair Witch Project. The entire premise of they found this video of the dead person, etc. And, my pet peeve with scarey movies these days, is they just aren't scary. Hostil was just a stupid film, but that premise would've been kind of cool for a horror film. But you need to have things jump out at us.— October 23, 2009 2:48 a.m.
San Diego, Las Vegas
Hey Surf...these same people had another party a week ago, but I couldn't make it (I think they said Tony Hawk was going to be there). They seem to party a lot. So, when they invite me again, I'll bring you. I can just contact you via this website, and I'll give you the scoop.— October 22, 2009 9:09 a.m.
San Diego, Las Vegas
This is the thread to hit for all your pole vaulting needs.— October 22, 2009 12:22 a.m.