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Dig a Hole: Joseph Brooks, Oscar®-Winning "Life-Lighter" Gone Wrong
Brooks' deal with the devil was sealed when he unleashed that syrupy, disgusting song. If there's any justice, he'll have to listen to it for all of eternity in Hell.— May 26, 2011 8:39 p.m.
Attention All Puddingheads: Here's Your First Look at Cast Photos From Upcoming Three Stooges Movie!
Sofia Vergara joins the ranks of Christine McIntyre, Simona Bonaface, Dorothy Appleby (nee Comingore), and some redheaded floozy named Lucy Ball as Stooge women. Big question is how Sofia's gonna take a pie... hmmmmmm....— May 26, 2011 8:36 p.m.
Sean Young's Behind-the-Scenes Blade Runner Polaroids
The photo credit on that last Polaroid read in part: "Harrison Ford" on loan from Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum.— May 26, 2011 8:32 p.m.
Send your kids to Movie Camp this summer!
Scorsese and PENNY MARSHALL in the SAME sentence??? I just threw up a little in my mouth. Sometimesssss you laughhhhh, sometimeeeess you frownnnnn...— May 19, 2011 5:24 p.m.
Relatively Speaking brings Woody Allen, Elaine May and Ethan Coen to Broadway
When your male lead is The Great Mug, err... One... Jackie Gleason and your director is Ernest T. Bass, it's no wonder Woody hated that 60s version of "Don't Drink The Water". However, the TV version wasn't all that great either... Perhaps it was the timing; the Cold War was long over, many of the jokes went over the 35 and younger crowd, and this was close to the period now known as Soon-Yi-gate that alienated much of Woody's appeal. Off to find a copy of "Play It Again Sam"...— May 18, 2011 11:45 a.m.
Jerry Lewis announces he's retiring as host of the MDA Telethon
This is a man who has raised almost $2.5 BILLION DOLLARS and they're giving him the Bert Parks treatment. This is despicable. Nationwide telethons are a thing of the past - my guess is the MDA Telethon will wither and die in about three years. Looks like we'll always have PBS and their fund-drives now. I said it last year and I'll say it now - put the OLD Telethons on DVD or PPV and I'll gladly pay money to watch them. --------------------------------------------- My earliest memory of the Telethon was of a tired Jerry Lewis trying to find the words after beating the previous years total with the final timpani. Jerry admitted "I almost gave up" because the numbers weren't there but was extremely moved that America had come through. He cued Lou Brown and I experienced his rendition of "You'll Never Walk Alone" for the first time. I was moved to tears and I was hooked; I seldom missed a Telethon since. (After doing research, the Telethon in question was 1976 - the year Frank reunited Dean & Jerry!)— May 17, 2011 5:24 p.m.
Baby Daddy Schwarzenegger comes clean about love child
CLICK - Just made the Maria Shriver/Dark Crystal photo my wallpaper on my computer! Damn, that's funny!— May 17, 2011 5:08 p.m.
Dig a Hole: Dolores Fuller, Ed Wood's former girlfriend and leading lady
Take heart, Dolores. Sarah Jessica Parker probably had the best multiple meaning line of dialogue in "Ed Wood". Early in the film, Ed and his gang of friends read the devastating play review. Sarah as Dolores looks up and utters: "Do I really have the face of a horse?" snicker Rest in angora, Dolores.— May 16, 2011 2:42 p.m.
Commentary: The Beaver
Congrats on finally seeing Jodie Foster's "Beaver"... har har. Very, very, VERY anxious to read David's film's review along with the other "lucky" SD film critics who got a first crack at seeing this. I've been busyyy as a BEEAAAAAVVVVVVVV-ERRRRRRRR... all the liveeeee longggg dayyyyyyyyyyyyy!— May 14, 2011 1:53 p.m.
And the winner of this year's Mark Twain Prize for American Humor is...Will Ferrell? Really?
I read this over breakfast and nearly lost my lunch. WILL FERRELL? The only funny thing this guy did in his life was that "Cowbell" sketch on "SNL" - I've yet to laugh out loud at anything else this guy has done. Whoopi Goldberg was the first woman awarded this "prize" back in 2001 and I'm stunned that it didn't go to Phyllis Diller. Or Totie Fields. Or LaWanda Page. The woman who works behind my deli counter is funnier than Whoopi. Why not her? Jerry Lewis deserves an AFI tribute, not this facacta made-for-PBS Washington D.C. show.— May 13, 2011 6:22 a.m.