Dear Hipster: You’re in a lightless, windowless, doorless room with four pills; two red, two blue. Take one of each, and you will attain hipster immortality. Everything cool will be old news to you before …
April 5, 2017
Swallow all the pills — because you don’t give a @$%^
Posted April 4, 2017
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The hipster was inside you the whole time