As relations between San Diego and its precious Chargers continue to worsen — last week, Chargers chief counsel Mark Fabiani told the city’s Chargers task force to “get ready to get bent over a barrel” …
February 20, 2015
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Porn skin for pigskin?
Droppin' it old school
Even as scientific modeling points toward the probability that the American southwest is entering a period of megadrought unequalled in the past 1,000 years, we are getting reports that home water usage is actually on …
February 19, 2015
Boy Scout hike winds up at clothing-optional Black's Beach
On January 24, San Diego–based Boy Scout Troop 766 took a hike through Torrey Pines, a hike that led them directly through the region’s final remaining nude beach. Pack-master Ben Looker has been under fire …
February 14, 2015
San Diego unveils new tourism campaign for 2015
Yesterday, Mayor Faulconer addressed the leaders of the city’s Hospitality Union and gave them a sneak peak at his plan for attracting visitors to America’s Finest City in the upcoming year. The campaign, he said, …
February 12, 2015
General Dynamics develops new combat drone to shoot down smuggler drones
Statement from General Dynamics Drone Program Director Otto Pylotte: "Naturally, as the country's foremost producer of military-grade drone technology, we here at General Dynamics were horrified to learn that drones were being employed in ways …
February 7, 2015
Local high school responds to measles outbreak
Citing a desire to "respect families' personal health-related decisions while still maintaining a safe atmosphere for our student body," San Diego's Academy of Our Lady of Peace high school announced today that it has instituted …
February 6, 2015
Nick's neck news
Confirming rumors that had circulated ever since a neck injury ended his 2014 season prematurely, longtime San Diego Charger Center Nick Hardwick announced his retirement from the NFL on February 3. During an emotional press …
February 5, 2015
10News Reporter introduces Brown Pants Factor for animal-related reporting
Statement from 10News: Following the enormous social media success of 10News correspondent Joe Little's Tweets about our story, "Woman plunges toilet, pulls out boa constrictor," we are proud to introduce the Joe Little "Brown Pants …
February 1, 2015
Stink-182
Pop-punk band Blink-182 scored a smash hit with their 1999 album Enema of the State, which featured porn star Janine Lindemulder on its cover, dressed as sexy nurse. It's been a few years (and a …
January 31, 2015
SeaWorld gets a shot in the arm
"Our company's bad PR was spreading like some kind of epidemic," says SeaWorld Chief Operating Officer Gerald Quack. "There didn't seem to be anything we could do to stop it. Some people had given us …
January 30, 2015
Faulconer's State of the City: "Look at this adorable pug!"
Last week, San Diego Chief Operating Mayor Kevin Faulconer gave his annual State of the City speech before the city's Board of Governors Council, along with its largest shareholder-developers. (In a now-traditional display of corporate …
January 29, 2015