How long can Zombie Tiger Woods stay on the tour? Short answer: for as long as he cares to continue.
He’s interesting again. Which is a giant step up from embarrassment to humankind. Tiger Woods was the World Number 1 rated golfer for an unbelievable 683 weeks during his career. On July 5, 2015, Woods was ranked 226th in the world.
You can mark the moment of his fall. The year was 2009, the same year Forbes pegged his lifetime earnings at over $1 billion, and the year he was busted as a degenerate slut. The National Enquirer breaks a story about his manic adultery, two days later Tiger wrecks an SUV at the end of his driveway. Quickly followed by a parade of Tiger’s sex workers, mistresses, followed by endorsement deals canceled, followed by a $110 million divorce. He hasn’t won a major championship since.
Woods never recovered his Tiger essence. Saying that, being Pretty-Much-Tiger is plenty good. He bounced back well enough to be the PGA Tour and PGA Player of the Year in 2013, also crowned PGA Tour money leader ($8,550,000).
The bottom fell out in 2014: seven starts, two withdraws, zero wins, zero top-ten finishes. He earned, for Tiger, sub-minimum wage, winning $108,000. So far in 2015, seven starts, one withdraw, zero wins, zero top-ten finishes, good for $225,000. He hasn’t had a top-ten finish in almost two years (97 weeks).
Woods will be 40 years old in December. And he is an old, old 40. Regard his medical/golf-game travails; follows is from the AP and Golf Digest:
1994- surgery to remove scar tissue and two tumors from left knee.
2002- surgery to remove fluid around left knee anterior cruciate ligament (ACL).
2007- ruptures the ACL in his left knee.
2008- (April) arthroscopic surgery to repair cartilage damage to his left knee; (June) reconstructive surgery on the ACL of his left knee.
2009- hospitalized overnight, sore neck, cut lip after fire hydrant ran into his SUV.
2010- withdraws from Players Championship, potential bulging disc.
2011- (April) withdraws from Wells Fargo Championship, left knee & Achilles tendon; (May) withdraws from the Players Championship, left knee and Achilles tendon.
2012- withdraws from the WGC-Cadillac Championship, left Achilles tendon.
2013- decides not to play in the AT&T National, left elbow strain.
2014- (March) withdraws from the Honda Classic, lower back spams; (March II) withdraws from Arnold Palmer invitational, back pain; (March III) has surgery for a pinched nerve in his back; (August) withdraws from the WGC-Bridgestone Invitational, lower back pain.
2015- (January) shoots 11 over par, 82, in the Phoenix Open, misses the cut; (February) withdraws from Farmers Insurance Open, back injury; (June) shoots 85, good for a last-place finish at the Memorial Tournament; (June II) shoots 80 in the first round of the U.S. Open, doesn’t make the cut.
Future Bet: The British Open, St. Andrews, Republic of Scotland
Tiger is not only losing, he’s losing big. Shanks, ground balls, topped balls, chip shots that fly ten yards past the hole and off the green. His tee shots are a guess. Shooting in the 80s is no longer a novelty. He looks broken, worn out, overwhelmed.
What if Tiger never finds his game? How long can his zombie tour ’round the world’s golf courses go on? Short answer: for as long as Tiger cares to continue. As holder of more than 20 PGA Tour wins, Tiger is exempt on the tour for life. Also has a lifetime exemption for the Masters Tournament. He won the U.S. Open in 2008 and received a ten-year exemption. As a previous winner of the British Open, he can play there for at least 20 more years. Winner of four PGA Championships, he has a lifetime exemption.
And then there’s this: according to Forbes, Tiger Woods made $50.6 million between June 1, 2014, and June 1, 2015. Of that, $50 million came in endorsements and $.6 million was earned playing golf.
What is it with Tiger? I can’t think of anyone that famous who has endured such a complete public humiliation. Sex is different than embezzling money — it’s personal. His epic humiliation must weigh on him still.
Or maybe not. It’s not like he has to hang out with the public. He goes from mega-yacht or Jupiter Island mansion to golf tournament in his Gulfstream jet, plays a few rounds roped off from the public, then returns to his money bubble. Remember, Tiger was playing golf before he was two years old. Maybe golf is burned into his brain like PTSD. Maybe golf is about endorsement money. Maybe he’s just batshit crazy. Or, maybe, most weirdly of all, he knows what he’s doing.
Tiger finished the 2015 Greenbrier Classic on Sunday. He shot 66, 69, 71, 67, tied for 32nd place. The British Open starts Thursday.