Here's something you might be interested in.
A few days ago I was rear ended by an automobile while riding my pet scooter named Phantom. As I was tumbling through the air I had time to think. Oh yeah, I had plenty of hang time.
I projected my thoughts into the recent past and I had time to acknowledge the irony of my new situation.
I remember making fun of my neighbor, the old man in the wheel chair, old Sam or Paul, whatever.
I told old Paul he was voted most likely to be run down while crossing the street.
Now here I am tumbling in the air like a human cannonball.
If I had known that I would be joining that elite group of motorcyclists who survive their encounter with an automobile, I might have been more successful in my past attempts at suicide.
I have spent my entire life avoiding Doctors. My limited recovery from prior life changing events happened despite the medical care I have received.
So here I am with a broken back. Imagine the desperate sound of my hysterical laughter while I was being wheeled into the Scripps Trauma Center.
A few days ago I was rear ended by an automobile while riding my pet scooter named Phantom. As I was tumbling through the air I had time to think. Oh yeah, I had plenty of hang time.
I projected my thoughts into the recent past and I had time to acknowledge the irony of my new situation.
I remember making fun of my neighbor, the old man in the wheel chair, old Sam or Paul, whatever.
I told old Paul he was voted most likely to be run down while crossing the street.
Now here I am tumbling in the air like a human cannonball.
If I had known that I would be joining that elite group of motorcyclists who survive their encounter with an automobile, I might have been more successful in my past attempts at suicide.
I have spent my entire life avoiding Doctors. My limited recovery from prior life changing events happened despite the medical care I have received.
So here I am with a broken back. Imagine the desperate sound of my hysterical laughter while I was being wheeled into the Scripps Trauma Center.