i want William Shatner

i have 2 reasons to want him

the first is he's Canadian

the second is I've been listening to his mellifluous sexy voice for over 40 years

i'll admit he's now just a pudgy squinty eyed caricature of his previous self

when he appeared to a be tall straight backed courageous philosophical image of masulinity and enlightenment personified

but i don't care!!!

so what if he now speaks more haltingly then he ever did......

so what if his rosy red cheeks hints at what a perfect Santa he'd make

(or than his alcohol consumption has played hell with the circulatory system in his face)

does he still not have that tilting head complimented by a boyish grin???

those merry eyes that twinkle like whatever that Christmas poem says

is his mind not still ironic???

does he still have a flair to mold himself passionately to the woman he's dancing with

he could do that Rex Harrison" singing of my poems in my shell like ear

now i'm shivering with anticipation!!!

so i'm thinking that if i put those veal cutlets in my bra

and dye my hair some vivid color

i'd have a chance

what do ya think????


the main reason i want William Shatner is because in Boston Legal he played the part of a man changing with Alzheimer's with style and grace...lifting my spirits every week with optimistic possibilities


thanks Captain Kirk...u've helped me feel more hopeful about that voyage that some must take to "to go boldly where no man has ever gone before"


thx antiG


CuddleFish April 27, 2010 @ 8:57 p.m.

Oh my, what woman didn't adore Captain Kirk in his prime?

Okay, I liked Spock too!!! And still do!!!

nan, your threads never fail to amaze me. You do go boldly and beautifully and bravely everywhere I want to go. xxx


CuddleFish April 27, 2010 @ 8:59 p.m.

And that's a great picture of him!!

He has endured!!! That's half the winning battle. ;)


nan shartel April 27, 2010 @ 9:01 p.m.

i'm so glad u liked it Cuddles

Spock was cool but not Canadian...mores the pity...altho in one province they do have ears like that i take the veal cutlet out now????


antigeekess April 27, 2010 @ 9:10 p.m.

James T. Kirk made me downright sweaty when I was just a little pubescent adolescent. Had the hots for him pretty bad.

Denny Crane!



nan shartel April 27, 2010 @ 9:26 p.m.

thx antiG...i put ur DENNY CRANE pic in!!!

and i agree...he b Startrklicious...and Denny was a hotshot 2!!!


CuddleFish April 27, 2010 @ 9:26 p.m.

Oooh, another nice pic, AG!!!

"Spock was cool but not Canadian...mores the pity...altho in one province they do have ears like that"



SurfPuppy619 April 27, 2010 @ 9:40 p.m.

William Shatner was on TV last week on the George Lopez show and he sang a duet with that Asian kid who covered the Whitney Houston song on the Asian American Idol...I will try to find a vid....

BTW, Shatner actually cut an album in the late 60's and did a cover of the Beatles "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"....I will look for that one too.


nan shartel April 27, 2010 @ 9:57 p.m.

Shatner was on Joy Behars show tonite and i saw him singing with that kid in that "Rex Harrison"style

OMG auntie..he's the boldest MFSOB i know!!!!


and those commercials he does...where's my depends...hahahahahaha


nan shartel April 27, 2010 @ 9:59 p.m.

surfpuppy...that Lucy in the sky with diamonds is him at his most audacious best..ROTFLMAO!!!!!!


Jay Allen Sanford April 27, 2010 @ 10:01 p.m.

Have you seen the local Shatner musical impersonator ShatMan?

He's ShatTastic! I almost shat myself ---

Also, local band Shoestring Strap appears in a movie with Shatner, Circus Of Life, wherein he plays a hippie-haired cartoonist pornographer. Almost as good as his "real life" role in Free Enterprise!


SurfPuppy619 April 27, 2010 @ 10:11 p.m.

Yes, that LSD cover is pretty funny.

You do know Shatner is like 89 years old don't you? He looks great for his age, and in the 60's he was rocking it!

Shatner is auctioning off some of his memorabilia in Las Vegas next month, if you're a fan you might want to hook it up;


nan shartel April 27, 2010 @ 10:13 p.m.

no i haven't Jas...thx for the FYI

would i need to bring wet wipes 2 the show????

i wonder where one would get that movie???

wait a minute homey...wasn't that movie a biography of u...hahahahahaha

hhhhhhmmmmmmmm...cough up the info Jas

i really like ur new avatar...very noice!!!!


nan shartel April 27, 2010 @ 10:15 p.m.

89 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!



SurfPuppy619 April 27, 2010 @ 10:19 p.m.

89 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!



I know you want (and need) this William Shatner contact info (you can get a pic with him if you want!);

To commemorate this historic event, William Shatner will be available for photo ops and autographs on Thursday, June 24th at Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino.

Meet William Shatner What: William Shatner Autograph Signing and Photo Ops

When: Thursday, June 24th at 11:00 a.m. (P.S.T.) Thursday, June 24th at 5:00 p.m. (P.S.T.)

Where: In the Star Trek Exhibition on the mezzanine level at Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino Las Vegas

Leading the collection of William Shatner is his 2005 FXDC Dyna Super Glide Custom Harley Davidson (Est. $12,000/$14,000).Boldly go where no man has gone before… riding William Shatner's motorcycle; the first FX Super Glide was produced by Harley Davidson in 1971.

Also included are his Golden Globe nomination certificates for Boston Legal (Est. $300/$500), “Rescue 911” pinball machine (Est. $1,000/$1,500), William Shatner original “Walk of Fame” plaque when he received his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in May 1983 (Est. $150/$300) and various ephemera from his personal collection relating to Star Trek and other productions from his career.


nan shartel April 27, 2010 @ 10:23 p.m.

oh Surfie..and he rides a Harley 2~~sigh~~

how deep is my affection

when u see ur reflection

floating in my eyes

won't u fain surprise

and know i'm ur Lucy in the sky

with diamonds



SDaniels April 27, 2010 @ 10:32 p.m.

Heeh heeehheheeeee.


Although, I have to admit--I was more a Spock groupie. He was hot, intellectually superior to humans, and a real tease.


nan shartel April 27, 2010 @ 10:39 p.m.

yes SDaniels and his ultra sensitive ears were sssssoooooooooooo very attractive..but give me a good lookin' confused Shakespearian actor from Canada sounding out the syllables as slow as molasses every time SDaniels...yep dat the man for me!!!


DogsLife April 27, 2010 @ 10:49 p.m.

Hey nan! I am a little younger than WS but I do think he is OSD (one sexy dude). I can only hope that the time I spent in the north will rub some of that Canadian magic off on me.


SDaniels April 28, 2010 @ 1:03 a.m.

Neither Northern nor Canadians are not widely known for their sexiness. Eastern (French)? Bien sur que Oui! ;)


MsGrant April 28, 2010 @ 7:22 a.m.

I love your homage to his holy hamminess!!

Even shilling for priceline, Shatner is the man. Nan, you must go to Vegas and bring him back at once. I have an original Star Trek dress complete with boots, hair piece and blue eye shadow to lure him with. I'd be happy to lend it to you. Veal cutlets optional.


SurfPuppy619 April 28, 2010 @ 8:59 a.m.


You have crushed me....... :(


CuddleFish April 28, 2010 @ 9:45 a.m.

LOLOLOL!!! Aww SurfPuppy, you're cute as a button, too!

Or at least your avatar is!! ;)


nan shartel April 28, 2010 @ 10:29 a.m.

dogslife...keep on rubbin' hun...Canadians love that...especially if u scratch behind their ears



nan shartel April 28, 2010 @ 10:32 a.m.

sur Suzanne contraire… rayez le Canadien et le sexiness suinte juste dehors

Shatner however come from i would say


convenez-vous ? ?


nan shartel April 28, 2010 @ 10:33 a.m.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh...comere puppy ;-)


nan shartel April 28, 2010 @ 10:41 a.m.

auntie G... riot...i'm putting that one in too!!!


nan shartel April 28, 2010 @ 10:45 a.m.

Grantie...road trip...u can ride on the back of my Harley if u want

wear a full helmet with mask

dem desert bugs is hell!!!


nan shartel April 28, 2010 @ 10:47 a.m.

hey Daniels...i'll put a side car on for u!!!


nan shartel April 28, 2010 @ 10:49 a.m.

and Grantie with the size of my ladies veal cutlets r NOT optional ;=))


nan shartel April 28, 2010 @ 10:50 a.m.

OK who all is goin' on this road trip to Vegas???


MsGrant April 28, 2010 @ 6:57 p.m.

Oh my God, nanners, it would be an HONOR to ride bitch with you through the desert!!!! And SD in the side cart? Where would we put anti? Handle bars. I'm all in.


CuddleFish April 28, 2010 @ 7:32 p.m.

What a cool thing if Shatner becomes governor-general!!!!


SurfPuppy619 April 28, 2010 @ 8:03 p.m.

Shatner aint moving away from Hollywood!

They have no "Walk of Fame" in Canada.


nan shartel April 28, 2010 @ 9:21 p.m.

it is funny how some do want him to become Governor General in Canada...hey Reagan became our President...hahahahahaha...which one do u think i'm laughing at???

if Canada waits long auntie G has shown us...they can have KIRK!!! ;-)


nan shartel April 28, 2010 @ 9:23 p.m.

so ladies do u all have leathers and chaps for this trip...i mean we all have to be "da bomb" when we pull into Vegas


nan shartel April 30, 2010 @ 12:01 a.m.

maybe a dunebuggy would be a better idea with such a crowd going


MsGrant April 30, 2010 @ 7:06 a.m.

Let's just rent one of those party buses with the stripper poles and full bar...then we kidnap Shatner and show him a proper good time!!!!


CuddleFish April 30, 2010 @ 5:33 p.m.

OMG!!!! Going where no man has gone before!!!


SDaniels April 30, 2010 @ 7:36 p.m.

re: #45:

Does this mean I don't get my sidecar? ;(


SurfPuppy619 April 30, 2010 @ 10 p.m.

we kidnap Shatner and show him a proper good time!!!!

OMG!!!! Going where no man has gone before!!!

The final frontier!!!

"leathers and chaps"



nan shartel May 1, 2010 @ 11:42 a.m.

oh Grantie..a bus with stripper sure he has his heart medication with him...hahahahahahahahahahahaha

let me check my lingerie

~~ the black lacy thong would be good~~

bring bibs for his drooling

~~i wonder if i can still unzip his pants with my teeth~~

Grantie u bring the whip


nan shartel May 1, 2010 @ 11:45 a.m.

us wimim r revin our engines SurfPuppy



nan shartel May 1, 2010 @ 11:46 a.m.

Cuddles...u bring those shakin mariachi's and the hips that match


nan shartel May 1, 2010 @ 11:48 a.m.

don't cry Suzanne...i'll attach a sidecar to the bus if u really want one

~~where did i put my welders mask damn it!!!~~


nan shartel May 1, 2010 @ 11:49 a.m.

joe...i could kiss u for that video...sssssmmmooooooooocccchhh!!!


nan shartel May 1, 2010 @ 11:55 a.m.

hey my niece Carrie best highschool girlfriend Kimmer works for Sundance Stage a tour bus company


~~i wonder if they'd mind me welding a sidecar to the bus?~~


nan shartel May 2, 2010 @ 2:12 p.m.

but surfpuppy...they do have a "Wanker of Fame" walk in Canada


CuddleFish May 2, 2010 @ 2:28 p.m.

Holy cow!!! This thread has been severely edited, if I am not mistaken. :(


CuddleFish May 2, 2010 @ 3:34 p.m.

Ooops, sorry, wrong thread.

Got it mixed up with the Willie thread. :)


antigeekess May 2, 2010 @ 5:06 p.m.

Wow. It sure has. What, I can't write about my half sister f***ing her husband to death? LOL.

Wasn't HER fault the dude had a bad ticker. And it was over 30 years ago, in a land far, far away. And AND he died with a big ole smile, I'm sure.

Happy Sunday, churchies! Thinly disguised envy isn't pretty, ya know. Besides, "God's will" and all that...



antigeekess May 2, 2010 @ 5:12 p.m.

On the other hand, I think all the comments about weed are gone as well.

Wow, given the fact that Reader admin can't tolerate COMMENTS about that particular herb, it's really going to suck for them when it becomes entirely legal.

Two great tastes that go great together?

(Yeah, I wouldn't know about one of them. As Pryor once said, I ainno termite.)

Praise Jesus!



MsGrant May 2, 2010 @ 5:18 p.m.

You guys are on the wrong thread....nan's blog about us hitting the road in the bus is here:

Man, we gotta lay off the weed. Getting our threads all mixed-up and s***.


nan shartel May 3, 2010 @ 9:50 a.m.

RG...u scamp...get ur cuteness buns ober here and write poetry with me...

hey ur a SciFi hound Scotty...oh can u weld by the way...welcome to the insane side of Fantasyland

foibles..quips...and bad speeling is coin of the realm here...hahaahhahahahahaha

tums up homey 00/ !!


nan shartel May 3, 2010 @ 9:52 a.m.

hey peeps...i suggest u don't inhale for a while..or is it the Acetylene fumes playin' with ur brain cells...hahahahahahahaha


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