• Big Screen alerts

The lights came up and Ernest Borgnine stood center stage, his hat brim throwing a knifelike shadow across his face. Just give his barrel chest an excuse to bulge and someone in the crowd would have lost an eye when the buttons on his silk shirt began to pop. Effortlessly freeing his door jamb-widening shoulders from the jacket draped over them, Borgnine lifted his head and, parting his lips to smile, revealed his rugged gap-toothed grin.

It was a one-man flop called An Offer You Can’t Refuse that passed through Chicago on its way to nowhere. Borgnine starred as a Mafia chieftain. A critic friend with tickets called asking if I wanted to occupy the “plus one” next to him. How many chances does one get to see Ernest Borgnine on stage? I was there faster than it took Fuji to head for the hills.

Ernest Borgnine died Sunday from kidney failure. He was 95. And then there was Mickey Rooney. Who else is left from Hollywood’s Golden Age?

Peripheral fans will probably remember Borgnine for two roles: Momma’s boy Marty, for which he took home an Oscar, and Quentin McHale, the wisecracking skipper of the PT73 on television’s McHale’s Navy. Marty’s call-and-response exchange of desperation and loneliness with his weasely sidekick Ange (Joe Mantell), struck a chord with theatergoers. McHale was Ernie’s desperate attempt to keep his career going at a time when actors, especially those in possession of an Academy Award, were looked down upon for appearing on television. (Does it count that McHale’s Navy spawned two theatrical features?)

He was at his best playing muscle-bound slobs whose piggish behavior forever found them sentenced to life’s perimeter. Below are a few favored images of Mr. Borgnine from my private collection. (Does anyone have the shot that ran for years in The National Enquirer of Ernie applying wife Tova's face cream to the cheeks of Marty Allen? I seem to have misplaced mine.)

It was a great run, Ernie. Rest in peace!

  • Big Screen alerts


dwbat July 9, 2012 @ 8:03 p.m.

RE: "Who else is left from Hollywood’s Golden Age? "

Kirk Douglas.


Scott Marks July 10, 2012 @ 6:44 a.m.

Still going strong, too. Thanks, dwbat!


Duhbya July 10, 2012 @ 1:45 p.m.

Lauren Bacall, Eli Wallach, Olivia de Havilland.


Ken Harrison July 10, 2012 @ 7:10 a.m.

Unfortunately I never got to met him. He was scheduled to attend the last two Lone Pine Film Festivals that I go to each October, but cancelled out last minute cuz he got some work. Promised his fans he'd be there this year. He will be missed. I did get to see Mickey Rooney several years ago at Vista's Avo Theater.


Colonna July 10, 2012 @ 2:59 p.m.

My first remembrances of Ernie was in "The Poseidon Adventure" ("You! Preacher!"). Even as a kid, I always tried to figure out how he got Stella Stevens as a wife.

I never was a fan of "Navy", but do a YouTube search for outtakes from the show - they're more funny than any of the episodes combined:


Colonna July 10, 2012 @ 3:01 p.m.

Borgnine sat down with Irv Kupcinet, Chicago newspaper columnist and TV commentator, and wound up with snot on his pants:


Colonna July 10, 2012 @ 3:06 p.m.

Rest in peace to Marty, McHale, Barney Yale, Boris Vaslov, Rogo, Shack, Cabbie, and Mermaid Man.

Thank you for giving us the secret to old age courtesy of Fox News (it's only great contribution to date):


Sign in to comment

Win a $25 Gift Card to
The Broken Yolk Cafe

Join our newsletter list

Each newsletter subscription means another chance to win!