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Eastwood Furniture: Only the Beginning

So Clint Eastwood is suing a furniture company for marketing stuff with his name attached. Get it? Eastwood? Oof. Chris Pine, call your agent. You too, James Woods. Elijah Wood - we'll get back to you.

But I'm guessing the real problem is that they're not cutting him in on the profits. There's gold in them thar name-based celebrity-endorsed product hills! Remember Jon Hamm's John Ham?

Just think of it! Charlie Sheen carwax! Driving and Winning!

Denzel Washington Laundry Detergent! For when you're washing a ton of laundry!

Jim Carrey-on luggage!

Christian Bale-o-Hay!

Russell Crowe's-feet reducing cream!

Reese Witherspoons!

Will Smith-brand anvils! Okay, that's a reach. I'll keep working on it.

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So Clint Eastwood is suing a furniture company for marketing stuff with his name attached. Get it? Eastwood? Oof. Chris Pine, call your agent. You too, James Woods. Elijah Wood - we'll get back to you.

But I'm guessing the real problem is that they're not cutting him in on the profits. There's gold in them thar name-based celebrity-endorsed product hills! Remember Jon Hamm's John Ham?

Just think of it! Charlie Sheen carwax! Driving and Winning!

Denzel Washington Laundry Detergent! For when you're washing a ton of laundry!

Jim Carrey-on luggage!

Christian Bale-o-Hay!

Russell Crowe's-feet reducing cream!

Reese Witherspoons!

Will Smith-brand anvils! Okay, that's a reach. I'll keep working on it.

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April 9, 2012

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April 9, 2012

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April 9, 2012

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April 9, 2012

Nice job, fellers!

April 10, 2012

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