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So Clint Eastwood is suing a furniture company for marketing stuff with his name attached. Get it? Eastwood? Oof. Chris Pine, call your agent. You too, James Woods. Elijah Wood - we'll get back to you.

But I'm guessing the real problem is that they're not cutting him in on the profits. There's gold in them thar name-based celebrity-endorsed product hills! Remember Jon Hamm's John Ham?

Just think of it! Charlie Sheen carwax! Driving and Winning!

Denzel Washington Laundry Detergent! For when you're washing a ton of laundry!

Jim Carrey-on luggage!

Christian Bale-o-Hay!

Russell Crowe's-feet reducing cream!

Reese Witherspoons!

Will Smith-brand anvils! Okay, that's a reach. I'll keep working on it.

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Matthew Lickona April 9, 2012 @ 12:31 p.m.

Jude Law School Robert Downey Jr. paper towelettes Gary Oldman Retirement Center Adam Sandler Playground Sand - it's not for Grown Ups! Ryan Gosling feather pillows


David Dodd April 9, 2012 @ 12:52 p.m.

Nicholas Cage doggy-carriers? The Cage cage. Tom Cruise cruises, the Cruise cruise. You can play this game forever, you know.


Scott Marks April 9, 2012 @ 1:36 p.m.

Moe Howard Johnson's. Texaco Avery. Monte & Lillian Hellman's Mayonnaise. Richard Rush Energy Drinks. Whit Bissell Steam Carpet Cleaners. Sam Fuller Brushes. Hitchcock Fleshlights. Burl Stiff Skateboards. Ozu Ouzo. The Milos Forman Grill. Nick Ray-O-Vac Batteries. Harrison Ford Lumber Mills. In closing, let us bless the pea-pickin' little hearts of Clay People on Mongo and everywhere with Tennessee Ernie Ford Beebe Guns.


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