A few not-so-shocking giveaways about this week’s new movie releases, including Justice League and Frank Serpico
Matthew Lickona 6 p.m., Nov. 17
Notable Quote Whore Pete Hammond joins in the lazy good times with this gem in the YouTube banner ad for Tintin:
"Now let's see, this movie has pirates, so...Pirates of the Caribbean! And it has a car chase that reminds me [no, we did not say 'blatantly steals from,' why would you even think that?] of Spielberg's work in Raiders of the Lost Ark, so...Indiana Jones! Cut and print, let's call it a day."
Aw, come on, Pete - just two movies in your "perfect cross" formula? Aren't you forgetting the clever dog sidekick who helps solve crimes?
The wild chase after a floating sheet of paper from Ratatouille?
We could go on, but...