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"Of course, I realized that my testimony would likely be seen as suspect, given my close relationship with City Attorney [and Filner foe] Jan Goldsmith," said the hair-shaped organism at a closed City Council session today. "But now that I've seen so much skepticism heaped upon the various women who have accused the Mayor, I understand that any testimony is suspect. The only hope lies in numbers - if enough of us come forward, the public will hopefully understand that we can't all be lying. And I'd like to add, just for the record: No, Mr. Filner, I do not store up nuts for the winter."

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Yankeedoodle July 26, 2013 @ 11:04 a.m.

You are a very silly person, and now I believe you must be related to Henry Louis Mencken.


Walter Mencken July 26, 2013 @ 11:11 a.m.

You mean the fellow who said, "No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American people"?


Yankeedoodle July 26, 2013 @ 1:20 p.m.

Yes, the very one. There are no coincidences, so your paths must have crossed somewhere back in the river of time...


SurfPuppy619 July 28, 2013 @ 10:51 a.m.

Hahhahahahahhahahahha........................can we name Goldsmith's hair "Squirrel Mop"????


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