Ken Leighton 4:17 p.m., July 23
Judge Kreep: "I Have Sincere Sartorial Doubts About President Obama."
Newly Elected "Birther" Judge Challenges President to Produce Visible Proof of Citizenship
"If he's really an American, why isn't he wearing a tie like mine?"
It has also been alleged that Kreep's fears would be allayed if the President were to adorn himself with some permanent proclamation of his allegiance:
"I got yer long-form certificate right here."