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Report: Tony Gwynn "Looks Better Than Ever" After Surgery
Complicated nerve-graft surgery successfully incorporates new cyborg exoskeleton onto beloved San Diegan following tumor removal.
Surgeon: "Not only did we get all the cancer, we expect to see him back in a Padres uniform come spring."
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