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Hey Kids! Want to Look Cool This Halloween?

Want to get ALL the candy and not lose out to some punk-ass Harry Potter wannabe? Then you need the Zetas-brand "Account Settler" gold-plated (toy) machine gun! Carry this bad boy, and you'll be making "pickups" all over your neighborhood, with no static from your rivals! Only $49.95! Visit www.zetascartel.com to order!

(I knew that SD on the QT's ad targeting program would pay off!)

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