Mike Madriaga 12:40 p.m., May 25
Cops Dodge Bullet
As President Obama Announces Justice Department Investigations Into Three Big-City Police Departments Accused of Systematic Abuse; SDPD Breathes Sigh of Relief.
What, me worry?
Chief Lansdowne: "When they busted that 11th cop for DUI down in Chula Vista, I thought our goose was cooked. Thank God those other departments had race troubles - civil rights are the hot ticket right now."
"Ha, ha, New Orleans, Newark, and Seattle! Sucks to be you!"
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