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This is intriguing! I hope someone can clarify just a couple of points for me: Can I now grab ANY Critical Mass rider I see and bite off his/her thumb, or do they actually have to be in my way or breaking a law too? Is half a thumb the max, or are all digits up for grabs depending on how slighted I feel? Can I use scissors if I'm a little germ phobic? What if I can't tell if the rider is part of Critical Mass (lets just say... wink, wink) but they happen to be blocking my way, can I still cut off some flesh? Ok, ok... what if someone else feels equally slighted, can we each take a thumb? I can hardly wait for next months ride! Are there any other nere-do-wells that the authorities have authorized for similar punishment? Skateborders? Let's start a list!— December 4, 2008 1:02 a.m.