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Time For CPS To Ring Another One Up...
How can you tell if a social worker is lying? Their lips are moving. What's a shame? A bus load full of social workers going over a cliff. What's a crying shame? Some of the seats are empty. What do you call a social worker up to their neck in sand? Not enough sand. What do you call a 1,000 social workers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start! You have a good sense of humor so I thought I'd share some of my favorite CPS worker jokes. I totally agree with your wife. CPS is one out of control, corrupt agency. I agree these parents are complete idiots and some people are willing to do anything for money, fortune or fame. However, I think losing their child(ren) permanently is cruel and unusual punishment in this case. The child was never in any real danger, thank God. He's going to go to prison and possibly federal prison at that. When he gets out, he's served his time and he's even with the State and federal government. He should not continue to be punished by losing his children. So go ahead and attack me people if you disagree with me on this but if you do, I guarantee you that you've never had any dealings with CPS or know anyone that has. So don't go judging until you've walked a mile in some poor biological family's shoes.— October 21, 2009 5:13 p.m.