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Midnight Poopers
The problem with living in a sub-tropical climate is that people there, especially Terrasantans, never have the opportunity to experience really, really cold hands. This is the primary reason there are more dog lovers per capita in the less fortunate northern latitudes. Why? Because, on those bone-chilling evening walks up here, we actually look forward to bagging up those steamy, warm poops, the bigger, the better, to cuddle them lovingly in the palms of our hands, thus being saved from frostbitten fingers. Yes, there is a purpose for everything Nature provides us if only one knows how to take advantage of it.— December 17, 2010 7:56 p.m.