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Celebrity Idiots -- The Jamie Fox and Hulk Hogan Edition
Or the orange tan, or the scary, straw-colored barbie doll hair part... tellin' ya. Creepiest celeb thread.— April 23, 2009 12:29 a.m.
A Cop and Contestant in a Pagaent
Hard to choose between the Nicholson and the Kramer stories! I think the Nicholson, for that line--geez. When I lived in NYC I heard the real Kramer was giving "Seinfeld" tours. Never checked it out--I am definitely more of a Larry David fan. Speaking of celebs, I would love to see a thread on celebrity sightings or "brushes," (hint hint) and another on creepiest celebs.— April 23, 2009 12:18 a.m.
Electric Cigarettes, Cyrus, Homeless, Chinese...Something offensive for everyone!
I suppose you mean those drivers who hang the fag out the window at a stoplight. Nice. No, as a smoker, and still a smoker (because now the gold e-ciggy has leaked nicotine water and burned my lip), I cringe, tail between legs. We deserve no rights or respect. Until we are back in the pack, roaming, sneering, ciggy boxes rolled up in our shirtsleeves over our biceps...cornering easy, asthmatic prey... Oh. Sorry, like I was saying. Cringe. No self-respect.— April 23, 2009 12:08 a.m.
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and those LYRICS. "I can't wait, I can't wait to get home!" It's like, uh, wait(?) Isn't the point of this product some form of staying power?— April 22, 2009 11:56 p.m.
A Cop and Contestant in a Pagaent
Sleaze-o-rama. I knew you were going to make the Mask comment! I'd read that story, if it is still up on the site. I love impersonators. Did you see "Mr Lonely," the new Harmony Korinn movie? Michael Jackson impersonator is lured to a kind of commune by "Marilyn Monroe," who lives there with "Charlie Chaplin" (she comments that it feels more like living with Hitler--not just for the mustache). There's an Abe Lincoln, a Madonna, Buh'wheat, a Hispanic Queen Elizabeth, etc. etc. I'm a fan of this guy's work, but this movie, despite the premise, didn't turn out his usual. Still, fun to see the impersonators do their respective 'thing.'— April 22, 2009 8:51 p.m.
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As you know, magics and Josh, Viva Viagra gets my vote for the worst. There are a couple of them, mind you. There's the first one they did, in some kind of Western whisky bar scene, then there is the in-studio one, where they are actually professionally "recording" this tune. I think the second one is funnier, for the obvious reason :)— April 22, 2009 8:40 p.m.
What have you done that most people haven't?
Rock on Helen King!!! I've sung piano-bar style at Mercy Hospital. Got to take a seminar with philosopher Jacques Derrida before he died. He's the guy who coined the now much-appropriated concept "deconstruction."— April 22, 2009 1:02 p.m.
Celebrity Idiots -- The Jamie Fox and Hulk Hogan Edition
Oops, sorry Josh. Meant "10-4" to you on the sarcasm.— April 22, 2009 12:38 p.m.
Celebrity Idiots -- The Jamie Fox and Hulk Hogan Edition
"10-4" Ovid, on the sarcasm, and I'll add that Hogan sports the headband better than Bret Michaels. Oh god, I just admitted I've seen "Rock of Love." It's like swiveling your neck towards that car wreck, these reality shows... Merci lallaw for Frenchifying my name even further. Maybe I'll change my username to "Crepes Suzette." :) And no, ho dimenticato tutto l'italiano! Unfortunately. Years ago, took a summer intensive course, was reading newspapers and speaking semi-fluently, but only for about a month. Learning languages is not at all like riding a bike, unless that bike has Nasa-grade gears and monitors and a thick operations manual perched on the handle bars. ;) I'll just say that I'm humbled by Ovod and lallaw's skills, and don't worry Josh, we won't keep speaking in tongues. We'll let Ovod's words be the "Russian dressing" :)— April 22, 2009 12:37 p.m.
La Mesa's Magical Oasis...
I was going to say that magicsfive probably can't make it, as she has mentioned recently that she lives in DC now. This morn, she beat me to it in the Daily Crasher thread :) Perhaps you can give her a photo tour, with more of these excellent neighborhood visuals.— April 22, 2009 12:12 p.m.