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Electric Cigarettes, Cyrus, Homeless, Chinese...Something offensive for everyone!

Mike & Josh, I'm sure you already noticed, but as I wrote: "As a guilty smoker who hates to bother anyone, and who carries around the smelly stubs rather than litter,..." and as an environmentally-aware individual as well as guilty smoker, I have for a while carried a small pouch with a strong foil-like lining, purchased at an Asian dollar store (to bring back the Asian theme, how clever!). It has hilarious little instructions on the lining, like "FOR FOLLOWING USE WHERE LOCAL GOVERNMENT DICTATES" or something like it. Btw, if you are ever blue and in need of a cheer-up, head on over to an Asian dollar store to read the gift wrap. English words are considered decoration by many Asians, just as Asian characters are by English speakers. So anyway, you can extinguish your smoke in the pouch, and it's all good. Of course, nicotine is a still a pollutant, too. It makes me physically sick to see all of the butts littering our beaches, oceans, and parks, and one more reason to simply hate "people." Anyway, I was once walking down Gilman Drive on the UCSD campus, and happened to toss down a cig in the gutter. When I used to litter butts back in my feckless 20s, I still kept it to gutters, thinking for some misguided reason that this was the way to go because the trash trucks would come along and sweep them up. I'm on my cell talking to my man, and I hear behind me this "EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME, YOU DROPPED SOMETHING!!!" I'm walking fast, deep conversation about some issue with my man, so off-guard and unawares of what is about to befall me. I stop and turn around, questioning. This self-important little troll of a man with beard in business-casual is fuming and foaming at the mouth, pointing at the offending cigarette, lying back in the gutter. He starts a high-decibel rant about my littering, and actually screams that he bets I start forest fires. He gets in my face. Accusations grow wilder. I ended up literally shaking and holding my hands and cell phone out in front of my face, scared this guy is going to attack me. I told him that if he didn't back off, I was going to call campus police, and darted glances around me for potential aid. Students wandered by, unconcerned. Btw, UCSD undergraduates are, for the most part, such complacent, mild, sheeplike herd creatures that it would take a nuclear meltdown or at least a real cap popped in their asses to get any reaction from them. I finally put some distance between me and this crazy person, who eventually stomped off in the direction of the biomedical library. I stood there feeling wounded; all of my efforts to be socially and materially aware disregarded. I will not say that that little troll changed my policies, but that the decision to not litter butts came logically, in the progression of my values, and desire to leave less personal impact on the planet.
— April 24, 2009 3:24 p.m.

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