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The Other McCann
LOL@ Mother Reagan. My sister turned me on to the Femmes years ago when I lived in Chicago. My GF took me to see them live a few years ago at Del Mar's 5'oclock Fridays. Most of the idiots watching them were only there to look cool and I think it got on the Femme's nerves. We saw them again the year after that and some jacka$$ jumped into the fountain and started to splash people as soon as the show was over. I think that was it for The Violent Femmes @ Del Mar. It's a shame too since the Femmes shows rock!— August 16, 2009 2:02 p.m.
My Thoughts on Michael Douglas and Michael Vick
That should say that I didn't get within 20 feet of the ladies I robbed. I told them when I robbed them"This has NOTHING to do with you. I don't want to rape you. I don't want to hurt you. I just want you to open the safe and everything will be OK". I didn't get within 20 feet of them.— August 16, 2009 4:18 a.m.
My Thoughts on Michael Douglas and Michael Vick
First off,I robbed a fast food establishment at knife point to buy a gun to blow my rapist's(who it just so happens to have been born and bred in Sandy Egoo)head off. I was caught(I'd like to think that God intervened at that point and saved my life because He KNOWS that if I had carried out my henous crime,I'd have commited suicide by cop)and given 6 years in state prison. I served 4 years,1 month and 1 week(commited my crime July 5th,1999,released on parole August 12th 2003 and released off parole July 3rd,2005). I was kind enough as an armed robber to not only get within the two ladies I robbed by 20 feet,when I locked them in the cooler,I offered them their jackets so they wouldn't freeze to death. Second,Michael Vick can be forgiven for dogfighting. That's NOT the problem I have. As someone born and raised in America's Heartland as a hunter with a respect for animals,my problem is how he"got rid of"the loser dogs in his fights. Nooses(how'd he like for someone to string him up and hang him by a noose?).Jumper cables(we've ALL seen Lethal Weapon). Kicked in the head(c'mon now). This f--kin' ni--er flat out tortures and kills dogs and gets a 1/3 of the sentence that I get for trying to kill the guy that stuck his c-k in me when I was 13. Does this sound fair? I got a second chance and am now making almost $70,000 a year investing it on stupid people VIA Wall Street. Michael Vick needs a good old fashioned lynching of his own. I could go on but I need to pi$$ on my douchebag neighbor's car and grab another beer...— August 16, 2009 4:13 a.m.
A Lively Senior Moment
If I can't have my license for drinking too much,old farts can't have theirs for not paying attention. ALL is fair,in love & war.— August 16, 2009 3:50 a.m.
The Other McCann
I once worked at Shell Carmel Mountain from 6am to 4pm,off for 4 hours and 8pm to 6am. What did I get for it? Regular pay because the A$$. manager didn't know what she was doing. It's ok though.....I got my $$$$. F--k over a guy from Chicago for $100 and he'll take you for $1,000. 20 hours in a 24 hour shift SHOULD have cost them around $100. Instead,their bookkeeper is still pulling out their hair. :-D "Color me once, Color me twice, Everything gonna trun out nice. Everlasting love, you gotta keep me from these false alarms Alarm, alarm I seem so sad. Ring, ring I see her I'm glad. Maybe, maybe the fire of her desire Patience, patience said the man, Patience, patience, I can't understand. Patience like a man and a wife. I got patience on my neck like a coco that. I say, Jack be nimble, Jack fall dead, Jack bend over and give Jilly head. Oh, you gotta help my body heal my soul. Dead men working, a sinner, a saint. Mixing up a pail of paint. Painted the house, black as night, When the sun came up the house was white. Gotta go on, gotta go on, we gotta go on, you gotta go on, we gotta go on" Violent Femmes— August 16, 2009 3:45 a.m.
After Midnight
WTF??????????? WHY is this even an article in such a non-paper? I wonder about the Stringers articles anymore. I could've written a better article while drunk. In fact,I AM drunk and this s--t STILL doesn't make any sense.— August 16, 2009 3:36 a.m.
Giving to Charity -- The Blood Bank Edition
F--k the blood banks. I've never donated blood and as long as they're homophobic,I won't. Everybody with a little bit of common sense knows that the blood donated to them is screened for HIV anyway. I've never had sex with another man but even if I had,why would it matter?— August 15, 2009 1:07 p.m.
My Thoughts on Michael Douglas and Michael Vick
F--K Michael Vick and enjoy that black out tonight Sandy Eggo. Don't fret my pets,there'll be more black outs to come. Bank on that!— August 15, 2009 1:01 p.m.
Russian Statue vs. Denver Bear
LMAO!!!!!! I'm shocked Reverend Sharpton isn't protesting The Onion.— August 14, 2009 3:42 p.m.
The Other McCann
I wish I had met more soldiers like you,Mr.Williams. Maybe I wouldn't be so unsympathetic towards them. ALOT has to do with my own father though.— August 14, 2009 12:45 a.m.