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The Periodic Chumming of the Waters of Commerce
LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! I gotta get a few winks before opening bell in New Yawk but I'll have a smile on my face when I do. :-D Thanks Pike!— November 17, 2009 2:23 a.m.
Feeding the Beast
I'd LOVE for someone to sue me for something stupid. I have the money to make them look foolishly stupid AND I'd counter-sue to get any money back paid to defend myself. :-D Bring it on, douchebags! I've got nothin' but time and $$$....LMAO! I truly hate what our"justice"system has become. A joke if there ever was one.— November 16, 2009 8:59 p.m.
Not of This World
My favorite when confronted with a roving soul saver(Mormon)? Pretend I'm actually interested in their brand of humor(religion) and give them the phone number of someone I really don't care about. Works like a charm. ;-D Kills two birds with one stone as well...heh heh heh!— November 16, 2009 8:36 p.m.
Tipsy and Talkative
Sounds like Letterman's wife was only in it for the money. What a shocker!!!! :-O— November 16, 2009 8:29 p.m.
Gas Pump in Question
Robert/abbeyrd-I sincerely apologize if you thought I was being mean spirited. My intent wasn't to offend. I meant to say that to you like I was talking to a buddy. Just a little teasin' is what I meant. Your complaint WAS in fact valid and I should've adressed that as well. I can see the rudeness of the attendant as being valid only because I know the business a little bit. Two of three gas stations I worked at were fairly slowly compared to the Shell station here in CMR that I worked at. The first few times this happened I was quite curteous to the customers and explained to them that the fuel lines took about a gallon and half to fill. They claimed to be on empty so I mentioned that fact to them. I also told them that if they felt cheated, not only would I let my station manager know, I offered to give them the number to the WI and ILL Dept. of W & M. The last time this happened, I was working here in CMR. The Shell stations here are both very busy. I had a customer tell me she wanted me to look at he pump. I was extremely busy AND off the clock. So I humored her. She claimed that her car only took 11 gallons yet the pump read that she had pumped 15 gallons. She argued and argued with me before I told her that if she wanted, I'd let my manager know. Afterall, what did she want me to do? Refund her the price of 4 gallons at $4.35 a gallon? No goddamn way! I told her in as polite a way as I could muster to get f***ed. Later on, I called my GF and told her to look up the car on the internet and tell me what the estimated gas it would take to fill. Here's what she found: http://consumerguideauto.howstuffworks.com/2005-t… If you scroll down to where it says Technical Specifications, you'll read where it says the fuel capacity is 16.0 gallons.— November 16, 2009 8:24 p.m.
Pain in the Glass
I was going to post pretty much the same sentiments, redsoxfan but I didn't want a bunch of art snobs to give me the E-vil eye.....lol!— November 16, 2009 1:30 a.m.
A Fear of Cold and Dark
LOL! Why ya always gotta get so damn technical? ;-D— November 16, 2009 1:27 a.m.
A Fear of Cold and Dark
Bourbon! Buy a bottle of bourbon. Look at it this way....if you kick the bucket, will you be sober enough to notice? :-D— November 16, 2009 1:01 a.m.
Gas Pump in Question
You're a dork, Robert. Did you also take into account the amount of fuel it took to reach your engine? OH YEAH!*scratches the hair on his chinny chin chin* I've worked at three gas stations since I was 16. There's ALWAYS been a few people bitch to me about getting ripped off. Fuel lines are NOT part of a fuel tank.— November 16, 2009 12:59 a.m.
Mass Transit Cuts
Attention taxpayers!!!! I highly recommend some astroglide and a box of condoms...— November 16, 2009 12:54 a.m.