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Occasionally, when having difficutlties at my lackluster but otherwise uninteresting job I may (on occasion) become grouchy
This makes me >:O and :( to have that constant reminder that people are this scary. I once had an idea to start up a company that contracted out personal editors. I got this idea while working as a lowly Corporate Whore for a major bank in their mortgage division and the regional manager approached me with this request: "Adam, you're a smart guy. Can you go over an email I wrote to the company, just to make sure it sounds and reads right? I'm just no good at this writing in an email thing." Anyway. I wanted to start this company for people who just don't care how they spend their money, as long as it's all nice and neat. Well, I realized a few days after I sent it in for funding that I shouldn't have done the damn thing in all caps. I just wanted them to know how excited I was about my idea, ya know? Oh well, c'est lavie. Oh, and nice blog. I see why you're the third biggest winner. Next time I want you to come into work claiming you came in first. I mean, that is if I don't win first. It's on like Donkey Kong.— October 2, 2009 8:16 p.m.