“Apparently, a rave from the New York Times, a James Beard semifinalist chef, and a Michelin Guide award aren’t enough to convince you pig-ignorant philistines that Mexican alta cocina is actually a thing,” said owner …
August 9, 2019
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El Jardin owner shuts down high-end Mexican restaurant in Liberty Station, promises massive redesign
Padres manager Andy Green reassures fans
“Look,” said San Diego Padres Manager Andy “Gang” Green, addressing fans who gathered outside his home in the wee hours of July 18 to hold what may have been a torchlight vigil of some kind, …
July 26, 2019
Great White no match for brown tide
On July 14, a dead juvenile Great White shark washed ashore on the beach in Carlsbad. Locals who had been growing increasingly wary of shark attacks in the warming waters off of San Diego were …
July 26, 2019
Navy SEALs Patch Things Up Post-Gallagher
From left to right: The “Bunch of Pussies” patch, so called because, according to a letter provided to the Navy Times, Gallagher responded to criticism that it was extremely unnecessary to train troops by placing …
July 12, 2019
Motion underway to re-try exonerated Edward Gallagher following Duncan Hunter’s statement of support
On July 2, SEAL Chief Edward Gallagher was acquitted of the murder of a wounded ISIS combatant who died while under his care in 2017. The case garnered national attention, to the point where President …
July 12, 2019
Prosecutors draw link between Duncan’s dough, nuts
Congressman Duncan Hunter, currently under indictment for misuse of campaign funds, is unhappy that a judge has ruled that evidence showing he used those funds to finance extramarital affairs with lobbyists and staffers may be …
July 12, 2019
Faulconer brings visual aids to White House meeting with President Trump
“What’s a good Republican to do?” lamented Mayor Kevin Faulconer as he surveyed his “3D Powerpoint” presentation for the President on June 18. “Starting from my right: the portable Blue Boy tank is full of …
June 28, 2019
Much Ado About Machado: Manager Green defends slugger’s offensive outburst
Then again, maybe Green doesn’t mind paying $30 million for a projected 30 home runs and a .270 batting average. Franmil Reyes has 20 HRs already, and he makes $570K, so the math seems to …
June 28, 2019
Captain of industry puts the axe to La Jolla’s Lorax tree
In the town of La Jolla, at the edge of Scripps Park Grew a Monterey Cypress, full of sap, leaves, and bark. A healthy old tree, and quite famous to boot Since it helped Dr. …
June 28, 2019
Coronado millionaire residents put homes to the torch rather than endure “more subtle forms of community destruction.”
“SANDAG says we may have to make room for 1800 more housing units,” says longtime resident Reginald Cashflow. “On Coronado, an island with about two square miles of buildable real estate that already holds 9500. …
June 14, 2019