Good citizen Reggie Minuteman demonstrates just how essential guns can be in a crisis situation.
April 3, 2020
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Governor Newsom clarifies order regarding closure of all but “essential” businesses
Beware the Bat-Man!
“Everybody knows the Batman origin story,” says Santee deepfaker Mike Troller. “Young rich kid Bruce Wayne sees his parents murdered before his eyes. After he grows up and becomes a wealthy playboy, he travels to …
April 3, 2020
Is Thanos to blame for coronavirus outbreak?
Above:Thanos, the cosmic culler who sought to restore balance to creation by eliminating half of all life in the universe. His first attempt, using the power of the infinity stones, was initially a success, but …
March 20, 2020
Bouncy “bug balls” among only things left for sale at Mission Valley Walmart
Not exactly a viral sensation. Water, toilet paper, and hand sanitizer, however...
March 20, 2020
Green with Envy
At a press conference held last week at the County Coroner’s Office, a visibly agitated Flu made the case for increased media attention to the three reporters in attendance. “I killed 86 San Diegans this …
March 20, 2020
Quarantined Princess Cruise passengers enjoy Miramar Marine experience
“Every cruise offers passengers the opportunity to sit on a deck chair and do nothing but drink frilly cocktails for hours while they wait for the sushi buffet to be restocked,” says Princess spokesman Reginald …
March 20, 2020
Ashford Ascendant
Following the announcements last week by many major universities, including UCSD, that they would be suspending classroom instruction and moving to online classes in an effort to slow the inevitable spread of coronavirus, Ashford spokeswoman …
March 20, 2020
Sea World to name new coaster attraction after market plunge
Continuing its transition from fancy water circus to Damp Disneyland, Sea World San Diego is scheduled to open its newest roller coaster this summer. And last week, park Spokesman Ron Hurtler announced the coaster’s name. …
March 6, 2020
Discovery Park to be renamed America Park
The City of Chula Vista today released its proposed solution to the recently reheated controversy surrounding the statue of Christopher Columbus in the city’s Discovery Park. “We think it’s important not to erase our nation’s …
March 6, 2020
Following Monday’s rally, Mayor Pete elected Mayor of Chula Vista
Rally with Mayor Pete
March 6, 2020