Cate Blanchett as Galadriel
Dear Hipster: Have you noticed that anyone who plays some sort of elven royalty in a Lord of the Rings movie goes on to play an ugly-ass villain in a Marvel movie? — Dean
Lee Pace, Cate Blanchett, and Agent Smith all seem to have taken advice from the same agent, right? Ten of ten hipsters agree that there is some connection between this fact, the Illuminati, the so-called “death” of Tupac, and the enduring popularity of kale salads. We just can’t quite put them all together... yet.