Matt Louv 4 p.m., April 25
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A SOURCE TELLS ME that Marines...
upon enlisting have to surrender their seed carrier huevos to protect the females now in the corps. Which they may retrieve eventually, the source swears this all the truth, at a store front across the street near the Apollo military surplus store, a fake police station, the real fact stated in print on its front plate glass window, "RESOURCE CENTER."
The Navy has a more liberal policy, their recruits are instructed how after doing the Marine foreplay method, which is, fall down, get up, run jump out of nearest window, run briskly.
The other services. services unknown, told impotency considered a sacred right.