why is jamie calling me ?

last time i remember ... over five years ago

she was dancing to demons in the corner

singing lullabies in that rusty voice

she was a drunkin pumkin with a great boob job

eyes that hurt

a blond bond girl built for adventure

warned me

that she would always be in my life

she proposed to me and i was unable to answer

drove away her hoping for me to say yes

got the call

she married my best friend and moved to houston

patience wasn't one of her personality traits

sometimes wonder what we would have become

so why calling me - now ?

i never did said no

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Ruth Newell Jan. 21, 2012 @ 1:16 p.m.

A "drunkin pumpkin with a great boob job"--hysterical imagine, Master Zombie. "Eyes that hurt"--I've known those.So, questions--why did you drive away her hope and why did you never say 'no'? And...probably more importantly, did you pick up?


richzombie Jan. 21, 2012 @ 2:30 p.m.

this is a true account in my own words... i did mean to spell it as pumkin / almost used punkin

no i did not pick up and i have not returned the call / there's somethings/sometimes i can't say yes or no...


Ruth Newell Jan. 21, 2012 @ 6:39 p.m.

hmmm--well, good luck with that one.

I KNOW why she called though.


nan shartel Jan. 21, 2012 @ 6:33 p.m.

those kind of women can be scary as sh*t RZ...they make ur brain race but leave u tongue tied...


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