Entries
Reality Shows
I was at a party last night in which I ran into Corey Feldman (I'll give you the details on that in a future Crasher). He's the child actor most known for The Lost Boys and Stand by Me, but …
Online Dating and Psychos.
There was a story in the paper the other day, about the listing of your relationship status on things like Facebook. I think it started off talking about a guy that was engaged. And when his status changed to "single" …
Woman Jumping from Coronado Bridge
A few days ago, a friend of mine got caught in some traffic, when for four hours, officers tried to persuade a woman not to jump off the Coronado Bridge. I remember a few years ago, I was late for …
OJ Day
It was tempting to blog something about Boy George. He got some jail time for chaining up a male escort. And how could I not try to cleverly put in his song lyrics to "Do You Really Want to Hurt …
Ladies and Gentleman...the President of the United States of America. Or a Prankster
I'm afraid I use the word "idiot" way to much. My girlfriend said once "Who don't you think is an idiot?" And I have to admit, she had a point. But, I wanted to clarify something. I don't sit around …
The Cats Meow
I spent Thanksgiving with some writer friends. It was nice to take a break from the family thing. And I'll be seeing them for a Christmas dinner (nothing beats a Jewish mom, fixing a turkey and giving you Christmas gifts). …
Insane Musicians and Idiotic Fans
So, the last two nights I've been at the Casbah. On Monday, it was to see Holly Golightly, one of the most underrated singers around. I couldn't believe we had to wait until midnight for her to hit the stage. …
Hiking and Carjacked Babies in the News
I just finished a Reader's Digest. It had a story about a woman who was hiking with her 3-year-old. That child feel 50 feet down an embankment. And, a guy fell 1,000 feet trying to rescue her. Then I see …
Plaxico Dumbass and other NFL losers
Since the football games were yesterday, maybe a blog on the constant NFL police blotter. I was thinking about it this morning, and I really can't believe the NFL has games. With, I'm guessing, 75% of the league being idiots, …
KISS, Scrabble, and Competitive People
I once blogged about a guy I played racquetball with. He was so competitive, it made it unenjoyable. I really don't understand that competitive thing. Sure, everyone loves to win. And I hate to use some old coach cliche, but …
No One Here Gets Out Alive -- Morrison's dad passes away
Jim Morrisons dad died the other day. Being a huge Doors fan, I remember when a friend of a friend was going to be doing their cabinets at the home they owned in Coronado. He told me when he went …
The Worst Blog Ever -- Thanksgiving Edition
I'm sitting at the computer with my pants unbuttoned. Oh no, not for the reason you think. I just ate so much turkey, stuffing, potatoes and other crap, that I'm about to explode. Even though it's hours after the fact, …
Don't Tase Me, Bro!
I was a little kid when my stepdad told a story about being in bootcamp, and everyone getting maced in the face. I believe he said something about them wanting you to know what it felt like. Or maybe it …
Comedy Writers and Insane Siblings
My brother is insane. I don't mean that in a humorous way. He is literally, not right in the head. That doesn't mean he does crazy stuff. He just isn't good at analyzing situations. He'll beat a few of his …
Chargers Blood Drive
I've given over 13 gallons of blood. Not all at once. I tried that one time and got real dizzy. The only time I went to the Chargers Blood Drive in Hotel Circle, it was a cluster ****. Parking was …
Quarterbacks in the NFL -- one helps homeless, one has dog fights
I hate the Dallas Cowboys. I hate their owner. I hate Owens. I do like their cheerleaders. And I like Tony Romo. Aside from his style of play, in interviews, he just always seems to handle himself really well. When …
An unHAPPY MEAL
So, there's a story in the AP about a couple in Fayetteville, Arkansas, that is suing McDonald's. Do you think they spilled hot coffee on their lap? Good guess, but no. It did have something to do with their laps, …
A San Diego Sinner in Dear Abby
Somebody sent Dear Abby a letter the other day, calling themselves the "San Diego Sinner." It was a teenager girl that wore thong underwear. Her and her sister are now called "sinners" by their mom. She said it's what all …
A Teacher in the Hizzy
For the folks over the age of 40, "hizzy" isn't one of the lost lyrics from the song "Dizzy Miss Lizzy". It's rap slang, and it refers to where you live, or where you are. *Instead of saying "Are any …
Beyonce & Yusuf in the House
I'm super tired, and not sure what to blog about. Conan O'Brien is wrapping up. And I can usually watch the rerun of The Colbert Report before logging onto the computer, and throwing a blog up here. During a commercial …