Cops get called out to such bizarre fights. The one in Huntington Beach the other morning at 5:20 a.m. has to take the cake.

People were outside an apartment complex arguing over who sold more albums. It was the Beatles up against….no, not Michael Jackson. Not the Rolling Stones…but Dr. Dre.

If you don’t know who Dre is, well, you’re probably not one of the people that has bought one of the 80 million records he’s sold (he’s not just a rapper, but also a big-time producer in the rap world, most notably with Eminem).

I wish people in the surrounding apartment would’ve come out and said “Let’s debate who the bigger idiots are -- ones that have barking dogs, car alarms going off, or ones that argue at 5:30 in the morning over dumb crap!”

Now, who do you think would’ve won in a fight between Dr. Dre fans and Beatles fans? For some reason, I’m picturing thugs with Raiders jerseys and gold chains, going up against guys in jean jackets and granny glasses. But you never know. Hippies can be scrappy in a fight.

Now, how did the police quell the wild crowd? Simple. They said the Beatles had sold more records and that ended the debate.

Either the cops know music, or took a lucky guess. The Beatles have sold a billion records.