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I had a birthday party at Fillippi's. I invited about 25 of my friends.

I thought it would be odd to invite everyone I knew, as some people I've had relationships with that were stronger years ago, and I only talk with once a month. I thought it would be better to just have my closest friends (and also cheaper, as I was paying for everything). That was getting hard to do when a newer friend of mine bought a couple pitchers of beer. And Peg, who I worked with in radio in the early 90s, gave her boyfriend crap for wanted to order an expensive bottle of wine. We told them it was fine, and he tried to get up to go to the bar and get his own booze.

My girlfriend got a cake in Poway, that was made to look like the Jaguar XKE I had, with another cake underneath it that was the road. The thing weighed about 50 pounds.

I joked with one friend, saying "The pistons aren't edible." She asked what the pistons were and one of my male friends, knowing that I don't know crap about cars, said "He doesn't even know what pistons are." Image The antipasto salads and pastas were easy enough to order for the large group, but we had no clue how many pizzas to get. We ordered six, figuring we could get more if we needed them. As it was, we ended up having more than we needed and give to people as they were leaving.

The last time I had a party for myself, I was turning 30. I insisted that none of my friends bring me gifts. And the bash cost me a over a thousand bucks with all the food, booze, and 60s decorations.

I figured it would sound silly to even bring up gifts, or whether or not to bring them. A friend of mine just got invited to a wedding, and there were three different cards enclosed on where the couple was registered; as well as a notice asking that you pay for your own meal, since they didn't have a lot of money. To me, you don't throw a party (or wedding), unless you have the money to do it.

My friends gave me some cool stuff. Andy gave me these Cuban cigars in a cedar box. Some newer friends of mine scored me a few cigars and a pipe. John said, "I figured you're old enough now that you can start smoking a pipe." I laughed and said "It's the smallest pipe I've ever seen." He looked down at it and said "Well...it's a gateway pipe."

Another friend gave me a gift bag and wrote on it that "40 is the new 6." Which means in a few years, I'll start wetting the bed again.

He put in a snow globe that's incredible. I once bought a snow globe from someone that had the car crash scene from Fargo. This has a photo of the characters in Easy Ride, which is cool, since the movie came out the year I was born.

It also has stars and American flags that float around when you shake it.

One friend gave me a gift bag with Chargers items.

I got a few gift cards.

The funniest thing I got was from Peg. She knows I write a column for Autograph Magazine, and she gave me a few signed items. One of them was a thank you card written by Jay Leno to a famous musician that was recently on the show. I'm guessing she swiped it when she was backstage last year. All of that stuff in a Tonight Show with Jay Leno gift bag, with some guitar picks from the last AC/DC concert she was backstage at.

I was surprised I was able to hold multiple conversations (I'm guessing my friends aren't surprised; I've been told I can talk a lot).

At one table, there was an interesting debate on movies. At one point, they were talking about an XKE that was in the movie Harold & Maude. I said, "I don't remember an XKE in that. Are you sure?" As it was explained that it was cut up and turned into a hearse, I was really confused. I said, "They did all that going to White Castle?"

I thought they were talking about Harold & Kumar, not Harold & Maude. I then debated why everyone likes that story, since it's so implausable. I mean, a 17-year-old having a relationship with a 70-year-old Ruth Gordon? I don't think a teenager would have an affair with a 40-year-old Ruth Gordon. Now, had they made it Sophia Loren, or some woman that age that still looked attractive...

But whatever. Everyone loves the movie, so maybe I'm missing something.

We took the cake home, with the car now being torn in half, giving me a glimpse as to what it would look like if I was ever t-boned.

The red paint, which was that harder frosting used in decorative cakes, tastes horrible.

But at least it looked cool.

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"Another friend gave me a gift bag and wrote on it that "40 is the new 6." Which means in a few years, I'll start wetting the bed again."

Ha! Definitely good for some laffs!

Oct. 5, 2009

Hey, Josh, happy birthday, man! You're a young forty. I'm forty-eight and people I meet ask me if I'm retired!

Oct. 6, 2009

Happy day after your birthday, Josh. I didn't know nothin' about it.

Oct. 6, 2009

It's actually today, on the 6th. Thanks for all the wishes, guys.

Oct. 6, 2009

Hey Josh, Happy Birthday! Here's to another forty years of your writing (and my reading) this crazy blog!

Oct. 6, 2009

happy birthday josh :) yay 40!

Oct. 6, 2009

Thanks for the licence plate!!! 1969 rules!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glNjsOHiBYs

Oct. 6, 2009

Happy Birthday Josh!!

The nasty tasting frosting is Fondant... It includes gelatin (or agar in vegetarian recipes) and food-grade glycerine. Sounds yummy huh??

My kids were gripping about who got a piece with more fondant at a BDay party last weekend. Neither liked it, but would'nt admit it to the other. Each was trying to get the other to eat more.

Oct. 6, 2009

Verolica...if you eat the license plate, and it scratches up your esophagus, I don't want to hear from your lawyer!

Yeah, that frosting sucks. Luckily, the bottom part had regular chocolate frosting.

The lady making the cake said the wheels were sugar cookies. Nobody liked the taste of those, either.

Oct. 6, 2009

Guess my invitation got lost in the mail?! LOL Sounds like a killer party, man!!

Oct. 6, 2009

I threw a big bash for my 40th, too. Sounds like you had good time at yours, red frosting and all.

Happy Birthday man.

http://www.animatedengines.com/twostroke.shtml The piston is the part that is going up and down. It compresses the air-fuel mixture so that when the spark ignites it has more force to push the piston back down... the process turns the crank...

  • Joe
Oct. 6, 2009

To me, a Piston is a basketball player in Detroit!

Oct. 6, 2009

This is great...at my age, still dealing with the silly things we dealt with as kids.

My friend Larry, who NEVER goes on to this site, went on to read this blog. He wanted to know why I didn't mention the pole dancer he gave me. It was this tiny little thing you supposedly put in water, and it grows 600 times its size. Was this invented by the guys from Weird Science?

But on that note...my stepbrother gave me a bunch of books, one being a Nick Hornsby book I'm looking forward to. Those were great gifts, but I still haven't read the Kurt Vonnegut book refriend gave me. And a Jim Norton book my girlfriend gave me last year. Stupid reading!

Oct. 7, 2009

Happy (belated) Birthday Josh!

Oct. 8, 2009

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