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Lakers Win, State Loses

You know what is so great about ghetto losers? They're so predictable.

Jimmy Kimmel once joked on his show, when a Detroit team was in a championship game -- that if they lose the fans will riot in the streets. And if the team wins, they'd probably do the same.

But it doesn't have to be one of those cities that's known to have a high percentage of losers with a sky high crime rate. I'm convinced any city with a ghetto has enough losers in that area that will do stupid things. Even when they are happy and want to celebrate the teams victory.

The Laker losers came out in full force, damaging police cruisers. One used an orange cone off the street to smash a newspaper machine. I'm guessing it wasn't to get a paper, as I doubt they can read. And they probably weren't going after quarters that would spill out, as nobody buys newspapers anymore. It was just destruction of property. It's what losers do. They spray paint walls and businesses, tagging their name or gang. And they smash things. Sometimes during a robbery. Other times just because they're losers.

But do you want to know what the kicker is to all this? It's not me again ranting about things that will probably, somehow, upset liberals. They probably feel these idiots have the right to be angry, because of society doing something or other to them.

The icing on the cake is the tradition of a parade thru the city for the team. The state said they wouldn't have one, because it would cost $2 million. The Lakers owners said "What if we chip in a million dollars?" And the city of Los Angeles said..."Hey...great idea. The parade is on."

So, in a state that has no money...and lays off teachers, DMV employees, and every other profession...will now spend a million bucks so a bunch of thugs can watch the Lakers go down the street waving.

Gotta love the idiotic decision makers.

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You know what is so great about ghetto losers? They're so predictable.

Jimmy Kimmel once joked on his show, when a Detroit team was in a championship game -- that if they lose the fans will riot in the streets. And if the team wins, they'd probably do the same.

But it doesn't have to be one of those cities that's known to have a high percentage of losers with a sky high crime rate. I'm convinced any city with a ghetto has enough losers in that area that will do stupid things. Even when they are happy and want to celebrate the teams victory.

The Laker losers came out in full force, damaging police cruisers. One used an orange cone off the street to smash a newspaper machine. I'm guessing it wasn't to get a paper, as I doubt they can read. And they probably weren't going after quarters that would spill out, as nobody buys newspapers anymore. It was just destruction of property. It's what losers do. They spray paint walls and businesses, tagging their name or gang. And they smash things. Sometimes during a robbery. Other times just because they're losers.

But do you want to know what the kicker is to all this? It's not me again ranting about things that will probably, somehow, upset liberals. They probably feel these idiots have the right to be angry, because of society doing something or other to them.

The icing on the cake is the tradition of a parade thru the city for the team. The state said they wouldn't have one, because it would cost $2 million. The Lakers owners said "What if we chip in a million dollars?" And the city of Los Angeles said..."Hey...great idea. The parade is on."

So, in a state that has no money...and lays off teachers, DMV employees, and every other profession...will now spend a million bucks so a bunch of thugs can watch the Lakers go down the street waving.

Gotta love the idiotic decision makers.

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Amen brother!

June 16, 2009

The whole world is a ghetto , so that means the whole world is filled with loser!!!

June 16, 2009

I don't necessarily disagree with the above statement.

June 16, 2009

You know the real truth about losers? They're often given a public platform to spout their uninformed, unenlightened, grammatically perverted, intellectually stunted opinions. This, despite any ability to form cohesive sentences. But! The upside is that they can type AND drag their knuckles on the ground simultaneously, a feat not easily tackled by just any loser. No. It takes a very special---though unfortunately not rare (see Sherri Goforth and Rusty DePass)---kind of loser to master this multitasking challenge!

Carry on, Josh.

Your friend, ~aaryn belfer

(This is where I'm supposed to let all of Josh's regular readers know that I'm a writer for San Diego CityBeat, because Josh doesn't think I qualify as a private citizen when leaving comments on blogs, and therefore have an obligation to disclose that I work for CityBeat when commenting on his blog posts, even when what I have to say has nothing whatsoever to do with my job.)

June 16, 2009

"grammatically perverted"

Um. What?

June 16, 2009

aaryn/canon....don't you think it would be a lot more interesting to say what it is you disagree with about the above blog?

are those people that are smashing cabs and newspaper stands NOT losers?

or, are you just one of those people that...when a cab driver decides someone that looks like the guys that thrashed his cab, wearing a Lakers or Raiders jersey, needs a cab...he drives by. And he's considered some kind of "profiling racist". but, it wasn't a rich person in beverly hills that was smashing his cab.

(on a side note: your last two columns have been weak)

June 17, 2009

Wait, let's get back to "grammatically perverted", I really want a definition of it...

June 17, 2009

I disagree. I think it's more interesting if she just spouts off. I'm trying to picture you typing as you drag your knuckles on the ground right now.

June 17, 2009

i remember your mouth from previous posts, canon...no reminder needed for me.

June 17, 2009

Am I the only one that does agree with her on at least one point? I do think I'm "grammatically perverted." For a number of reasons (which I've explained before).

A blog isn't some piece of journalism that appears on newsstands. It's something I'm thinking about, and type out, right before I go to bed. I really don't care if I spell a word incorrectly, or if it's a typo, etc. Don't get me wrong, I want you to be able to read it and figure out what I mean. But if I write "their" instead of "there" or throw in an extra comma, who cares?

I'm also grammatically perverted because...well, I don't want to get into details, but let's just say I'm quite fond of semi-colons!

June 17, 2009

Im a librul so i think peoples shud be aloud to break stuf if they r happy wen there teem winz.

June 17, 2009

i'm not saying anything ;) see you on the 23rd right? there is a party that needs crashing. muah xo

June 17, 2009

I'm guessing Flee is fake.

But, speaking of breaking stuff...even having the parade and event in the Coliseum, brought out the thugs and losers. Cops and riot police had to come out, as people tried to get in once the place was filled up. They had to shut down certain streets, to make sure people didn't follow the parade into the stadium.

What a big waste of money.

Yeah, I'll be there on the 23rd.

June 17, 2009

yay! you just made my day :)

June 17, 2009

I was at a New Years party in LA for the turning of 96-97. The place hit capacity, people starting passing out from some bad herbal drink someone was handing out and the riot police came out in full force and this was all taking place 15 minutes before midnight. A few friends and I had taken the bus from Venice out to the event which was downtown. Needless to say, we were screwed trying to get back. KooKoo's were running amuck breaking windows, lighting trash cans on fire, tipping over a city bus and smashing an electrical box (which caused power to go out for about a 2 block radius). It was ridiculous, and it was my first month in Cali. Each corner we'd turn, some cops in riot gear would be standing abreast about 15 deep then start charging with sheilds up and bean bag guns out. Who knew bean bags were so painful? Don't think the Lakers did anything special that year, so it must of been a different set of ghetto losers which came out. Some of them even had on moon boots.

June 17, 2009

By the way, "Grammatically Perverted" is a perfect name for a song....maybe even rap. Word.

June 17, 2009

Bean bags being shot out of a gun = painful.

Bean bags in a living room, after a few funny brownies with a lava lamp and Pink Floyd on the stereo = blissful.

Regarding the "Grammatically Perverted" rap...well, The Flight of the Conchords have a great rap. It's so much funnier to hear/see them do it (google the video), but here are the lyrics:

June 18, 2009

Oops, forgot to post the Conchords rap:

Hiphop-Potamus Vs. Rhymenocerous

Bret: They call me the rhymenocerous Not because I'm fat Not because I've got birds on my back Because I'm horny, I'm horny When I'm on the mic I'm like global warming You can't ignore me In the bedroom I'm the gentleman All the ladies come before me Check your yellow pages I'm a registered rhymenaecologist Now I'm passing over the mic to the hiphop-potamus

Jemaine: They call me the hiphop-potamus My lyrics are bottomless (one minute pause while he tries to think of more lyrics/rhymes)

Bret (spoken)Is that it? Jemaine(spoken)Yeah

Bret: Sometimes my rhymes are obscene Described as smutty, pornographic scene that's r18 They're so filthy, I feel guilty I have to rinse my mouth out with Listerine Like when I rap about those bitches smothered in margarine Hahahaha (spoken)Sorry about that, that was a bit violent Sorry about that one, you have a go

jemaine:They call me the hiphop-potamus cause I got flows that glow like phosphorous Poppin off the top of this oesophageus Not because I'm a water dwelling mammal from Africa Called a hippopotamus I'm not a hippopotamus, I'm a hiphop-potamus Where did you get the preposterous hypothesis that I was a hippopotamus? Did Steve tell you? What's he got to do with it? Bloody Steve!!

both guys:Other rappers diss me Say my rhymes are sissy What, what, what, why, why, why?

jemaine: Be more constructive with your feedback

Bret:Because I rap about reality both guys:Like me and my grandma having a cup of tea? Ain't no party like my nana's tea party Hey-ho

bret: Freestyle, hiphop-potamus you do some freestyling jemaine: I'm freestylin just on the microphone On the bbc, on the bbc I'm just freestylin on the bbc Um British broadcasting company i'm just basically making this sh*t up as I go along Basically just free Just basically from the top of my dome Sometimes it's not so good

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all the lady listeners pregnant Yeah that's right, sometimes my lyrics are sexist But you lovely bitches know, should know I'm trying to correct this

June 18, 2009

Your take on this blog is spot on, except for the "Laker losers" label you used for the thugs that did riot when the Lakers won.

I did'nt see Jack Nicholson, Diane Cannon, or any of the people who can afford $200-$2000 Laker tickets trashing downtown LA. Most true Lakers fans were watching at home, at a friends, or at a local bar. We cheered and were happy to see our team win. We were not downtown LA waiting for a reason to riot.

The thugs that go to Staples to watch the away games on the Jumbotron are NOT typical Lakers fans. They are just ghetto thugs/gangbangers/criminals who are just looking for ANY reason to trash stuff. Not a Laker thing, as you said it is a ghetto thing.

I think your boycott of the Lakers is getting to you. Come back to the fold, you will be accepted with open arms.

June 25, 2009

Well...now with Shaq teaming up with LeBron over in Cleveland, I'll be rooting for them to win a ring. And, it'll be one more ring O'Neal has over Kobe. Go Cavs!

June 26, 2009

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