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A Ketchup Calamity
My thoughts on ketchup, the best of all condiments.
I was at a sports bar with friends today, watching the Chargers try to give the game away. And I realized, ketchup bottles are always empty, or on the verge of running out. What's up with this?
And, why do some places still have the bottles? Let's all get the upside down plastic ones. We don't want to pound on bottles, or shove knives up there.We're a more civilized society now
And fast food places -- Don't ask me how many packets I want. It's like this 16-year-old zit-faced kid is rationing them out to me, because of the starving kids in China or something. Maybe Ronald McDonald uses them for clown make up and they don't want to run out, I dunno. I always want to say "I want 83" Well, in actuality, I do want about 83, because they are so small. It's like they put a 50th of an ounce in there. Who came up with this size? I'm guessing the same person that came up with the size for a square of toilet paper.
Believe me, I'd love nothing more then to tell this minimum wage worker bee, "I would like two ketchup packets please." And, not look like a starving Ethopian ripping those things open with my teeth after every two french fries.
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